Seriously, who is voting for Jade?
Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?
At least Layla was lovably dumb.
EDIT: About an hour after I posted this, Big Brother had their Late Night Feast special where the Housemates got drunk (and a wicked case of wine lips). And Tim totally brought up boat people, and although it wasn’t a huge fight, I’m claiming it, bitches. I’m leaving the original post in-tact, but Tim’s should actually read Accurate, and my final score should actually be 6 Accurate and 9 Wrong. Maybe I am psychic.
We’re almost a month into Big Brother Australia 2013, and after 3 evictions, a few of my prediction deadlines have passed.
So let’s see how I did.
It’s not good.
It’s not Movie 43-level bad. But it’s bad.
Yeah, I’ll give him the okay on that hair comment.
But come on, man. You’re gonna take Rachelle Lefevre over Natalie Zea?
Who cast this show?
I’m also giving Natalie Zea a character name upgrade to Max. I thought I’d be generous and save everyone the confusion as soon as possible.
I was going to do a post about Anita Sarkeesian’s latest stinker, but Inuit Inua already covered that for me. She’s so reliable.
Instead, here’s another shitpost about Big Brother Australia 2013, where I make yet more unfounded claims against the new housemates.
I mean, why else would you come here?
It bothers me that Big Jim’s reaction to Junior fucking kidnapping and holding his girlfriend prisoner is to simply kick him out of the house and trust he won’t go near Angie again.
He’s crazy, dude.
At least Junior takes out his insanity on someone who deserves it this time.
I think it’s about time we followed Angie’s example from last week and name upgrade a couple of characters.
From now on, Rachelle will be upgraded to her character name of Julia.
And Li’l Bro will now be Joe. Which is actually shorter and easier to type.
So my laziness still wins.