I will miss the cave raves, though.
I was hoping that Under the Dome would pull a Revenge Season 3 and loudly ignore the shitpile of its second season and return to the triumphant, if middling, survival drama it used to be.
I was wrong.
Why must you linger, foul demon?
Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode.
Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently.
The only thing less original than that wordplay is this show.
And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter.
Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least they’re tossing us so homoerotic subtext.
“And I know everything. Because I’m a dome projection. Sorry to disappoint.”
Angie just be mad that Melanie be movin’ in on her man, gurl.
“You know we can’t deliver, right?”
You know what I would do if I was able to escape a death trap dome nightmare?
Immediately find a way back in.
It looks like Barbie, Pauline, Sam, and Lyle think like I do.
Look at Julia. Being a bad influence and shit.
Well well, Under the Dome. Nice to see you finally find some outward momentum.
It only took us 7 episodes.
We’ve waited so long.
Well, it was a nice break, but we’re back to the “random dome threat of the week” formula.
Luckily, it’s nothing the fish-brained, gullible people of Chester’s Mill can’t fix.
She did not leave the CW for this shit.
Phil might be a crummy sheriff, but will he have better luck as a knife-wielding villain?
I’ll stop talking about Rebecca’s crazy eyes when she stops making them.
Does it help that Rebecca is actually staring down an off-screen single mother and her child, who she plans on murdering, along with everyone else in this church?
It doesn’t, does it?
I’m getting something more along the lines of “Master of Doom and Hellfire.”
Golly gosh, maybe my dreams of Rebecca becoming our new villain could be true?
At the very least, she’s shaping up to be a fantastic Evil Advisor for our suddenly-mellow Big Jim.
Set him back on the right path, baby.
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