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Glee Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

Glee Transitioning All About That Bass

“We are also ’bout that fried chicken and high fructose corn syrup.”

And no, Mercedes and Roderick teaming up to sing All About That Bass isn’t the most shameful thing about this episode.

I’d append that with an “in case you were wondering.”

But you’re watching Glee Season 6, baby. There’s no wonder anymore. You know what you’re in for.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

Glee Jagged Little Tapestry Santan proposes to Brittany

And the only thing holding this rabble of a show together.

Let’s just say that Santana lays her best ever stream of insults into Kurt in a ball-busting takedown of breathtaking proportions, even for her.

Which means Glee season 6 has likely hit its peak, and it’s only episode 3.

Oh, dear.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 18

Glee Lord Tubbington

Sadly, this is not as low as this episode goes.

Holy shit, are you serious? The episode’s title is “Shooting Star?”

And I thought my puns were tasteless.

The episode’s about a school shooting, FYI.

Yeah.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 7

Glee superhero club

Although, Glee is Satan’s favourite show. Next to 2 Broke Girls, obv.

So, apparently a Rapture preparedness club wasn’t retarded enough for Glee.

No, now we need a superhero club. Like a “wearing superhero costumes around school for no reason” thing.

Did Ryan Murphy break out some fucking heroin while browsing Avengers porn on 4chan?

Not that I’ve ever done that.

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TV Review: Glee Season 4 Episode 5

Glee season 4 Mercedes Artie reunion

Run, Artie! Oh…

That’s right, bitches, Mercedes (and Mike Chang. Because he is somehow a main character?) are back.

And good GOD do I want to make a fat joke, but it’d be too cruel.

So instead I’ll just make fun of how insignificant Mike Chang is. 4 seasons deep and they’re still trying to pretend that he’s something more than a backup dancer. He even had his own spotlight episode last season.

Stop.

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