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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Curtain Call Desiree Jimmy Dot Bette watch Dandy die

“I don’t know, but it was terrible.”

The good news is that almost everyone dies.

The bad news is that not everyone dies.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

I’m just counting episodes at this point.

Nothing scary happens. Nothing shocking happens. Even the melodrama is lukewarm.

And if anyone should be able to realistically sell angst, it should be freaks.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Bette Dot Test of Strength

“And we know everything. But we won’t say it.”

I think I’ve finally given up on caring about this season.

Yeah, Dell murders someone. But that should be the bare minimum level of excitement for a horror show. Not the episode’s major perk.

At least Bette’s got some swish new hair.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Bullseye wheel

It’s definitely more fun than passive-aggressive blanket hogging.

Elsa teaches us this episode that the best way to regain the trust of your doubting flock is to string your main critic up and throw a knife into his gut, then purposely and obviously neglect to call medical attention and wait for him to die.

That oughtta restore their faith in you, baby.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Dandy underwear Pink Cupcakes

What kind of sicko would want to see that?

Sadly, the random psycho murderer part is a bit of a turn off.

And there is no forgiveness for anyone who murders Matt Bomer.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

America Horror Story Freak Show Twisty the clown

These Chanel No. 5 ads are getting weird.

I was overly presumptuous last episode: Emma Roberts still isn’t here.

So more droning from Jimmy the Whiner, then.

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