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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

Riverdale Fortune and Men's Eyes Cheryl bra locker room

As is becoming tradition.

Riverdale may have dropped the ball when it came to absurd, over the top mafia drama last season.

But how do you feel about absurd, over the top prison drama, eh?

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Eye Candy AMA eye stab

The visuals are its major draw. It is called Eye Candy, after all.

After our double stuffing of filler, we’re finally back on track with actual plot.

And a lot of it, too.

There could still be hope for Eye Candy yet.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Eye Candy BRB Aussie Guy knife

Especially if they’re Australian.

Lindy’s detective action plan: put myself in close, often isolated, poximity to a violent serial killer and…umm…oh, shit. I didn’t think that far ahead.

Call the cops, I guess?

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Beards of a Leather(bar): BBAU Intruders Impressions – Blog

Big Brother Nathan Justynn

Having ugly, old, dude intruders is pretty different, I guess. At least they’re not Ava.

Birds of a feather? Get it.

And both of them (particularly Nathan) look like they’d be very at home in a leather bar.

Now I’ve sufficiently explained my unnecessarily hard-to-get joke, let’s begin (and you can catch up on my other Housemate run-downs here and here).

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I’m Probably Not Psychic: BBAU Predictions Follow-up – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2013 Sonia 80s outfit

Just like skinny jeans don’t make you skinny, vintage clothes don’t make you younger.

EDIT: About an hour after I posted this, Big Brother had their Late Night Feast special where the Housemates got drunk (and a wicked case of wine lips). And Tim totally brought up boat people, and although it wasn’t a huge fight, I’m claiming it, bitches. I’m leaving the original post in-tact, but Tim’s should actually read Accurate, and my final score should actually be 6 Accurate and 9 Wrong. Maybe I am psychic.

We’re almost a month into Big Brother Australia 2013, and after 3 evictions, a few of my prediction deadlines have passed.

So let’s see how I did.

It’s not good.

It’s not Movie 43-level bad. But it’s bad.

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Kruger Town: Everyone’s Here (but most of them are terrible) – Blog

Big Brother 2013 Australia Drew

#photoshoppingapenisintothiswouldbereallyeasy

I was going to do a post about Anita Sarkeesian’s latest stinker, but Inuit Inua already covered that for me. She’s so reliable.

Instead, here’s another shitpost about Big Brother Australia 2013, where I make yet more unfounded claims against the new housemates.

I mean, why else would you come here?

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Sonia Kruger’s Reign of Average: Big Brother Australia 2013 Launch – Blog

Big Brother 2013 Sonia Kruger silver dress

A lot of her energy is focused on her holding her gut in so this piece of shit dress doesn’t make her look like Adele.

This is a pre-emptive apology to all my non-Australian readers:

I will be following Big Brother Australia 2013 aggressively, and this probably (definitely) won’t be the last time you see me post about it.

Also, brace your twitter feeds.

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