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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

OUaT Leaving Storybrooke Regina Robin

Well, to be fair, Regina is the one that got me. Bitch.

It’s finally over. And for all my venom and bluster against this show over the years, there will be no gravedancing like there was with PLL.

Sure, even right to the very end this episode is full of plot contrivances and last minute twists that come out of nowhere. But amid all that, Once Upon a Time, much like it has for almost its entire run, found the one true thing within it all:

Regina.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

OUaT The Guardian Gold Samdi gunpoint

Maybe next time he’ll actually pull the trigger, though.

My advice about shooting people was for Samdi, but if Gold wants to take it on board, then I can live with that.

What I can’t live with is more tedious, empty episodes of OUaT.

And yet somehow I’m not dead. Am I immortal? Or just hyperbolic?

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT Beauty Belle old

What was even the point then?

I think it’s time that I came to terms with the fact that Once Upon a Time didn’t reboot itself. Fuck me and my misinterpretation of the main cast exodus and pre-release press.

No, baby. This is more like The Vampire Diaries post-Elena.

And that ain’t good.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Ill-boding Patterns Queenie

There are not many who can pretend to Katherine’s throne. Queenie is one of them.

Oh, thank God. Suicide watch aborted. Queenie is back.

Also something about Rumple’s past? Because there is apparently still more of that to explore?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Tougher Than the Rest Emma defeats Gideon

It looks like a serious, dangerous moment. Which clearly wouldn’t be true.

If Gideon was still a baby, this scene would be a lot more fun.

Also, welcome back to OUaT. You have not been missed.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Wish You Were Here Queenie appletini

It’s like this.

Remember how I was whingeing about how all the characters on this show just have to be fucking related to each other?

Well, we can add Mystery Hood Vision Person to that list.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

OUaT Changelings Queenie grimace

I’m with ya, Queenie.

Although, despite all the Belle bullshit, Queenie still manages to rock two new costumes and slay the house down all over the place.

She doesn’t kill Zelena, though. It’s not super surprising, but it is super disappointing.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

OUaT I'll Be Your Mirror Regina Queenie

Unless it’s just Queenie posing as her.

It’s just Queenie posing as her.

Still sizzling, though.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

OUaT Heartless Queenie heart rip

I feel a “but” coming on.

Sadly, one of the pitfalls of being full-on villain is having full-on villain stupidity.

Oh, Queenie.

That’s not to say her alternative punishment isn’t amusing, though.

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