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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 9 – TV Review

TVD The Simple Intimacy of the Near Touch Sybil Miss Mystic Falls

This episode is as confused as this terrible attempt at a caption.

I mean, I knew the Sirens were tedious and arbitrary.

But did they have to shed that same arbitrary tedium all over our main characters, too?

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The Vampire Diaries Season 8 Episode 8 – TV Review

TVD We Have History Together Alexandra Chando

For the second season in a row? Oh, Rayna.

At least Alexandra Chando’s young doctor doesn’t tease us with the possibility of becoming an actual character, like Rayna did.

And it was nice of TVD to throw her a bone after passing her up all those years ago, thereby sentencing her to ABC Family Hell.

Thanks, Season 8.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

TVD Stefan Elena kiss

As inevitable as death and hangovers.

Episode 4. Right on time.

Let the middle season slump begin!

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The Last Exorcism Part II – Film Review

It’s shit.

Turn back now.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 23

Pretty Little Liars Malcolm Aria

Immortal hell beast!

I would have hoped that with only 1 more episode to go for the season, we wouldn’t be subjected to this boring trash.

Yeah, Malcolm gets kidnapped and the Liars raid a morgue, but it’s all so fucking droll.

Obvious padding.

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CBF Review: Hit & Run

Hit & Run Bradley Cooper Ryan Hansen

“Don’t leave us here! Nooooooooooooooooooo!”

I was hoping CBF Reviews wouldn’t become a thing here on I Just Hate Everything.

But sometimes you just see a movie and walk away from it feeling total apathy.

Or in layman’s terms: meh.

And despite Kristen Bell being the shining light of my mid-teens (Veronica Mars was my everything), I just…I just don’t care about this movie.

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Film Review: Man on a Ledge

Man on a Ledge Jump

It’s the only way he’s gonna get one.

Summit logo again? Bitches must be flush with that dirty, Twilight cash.

Thankfully, Man on a Ledge doesn’t make me want to jump off a building myself.

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