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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT Beauty Belle old

What was even the point then?

I think it’s time that I came to terms with the fact that Once Upon a Time didn’t reboot itself. Fuck me and my misinterpretation of the main cast exodus and pre-release press.

No, baby. This is more like The Vampire Diaries post-Elena.

And that ain’t good.

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BATGit Insane: Beauty and the Geek Australia Premiere – Blog

Beauty and the Geek Australia Nathan war dance challenge

Sadly, he doesn’t win.

Already watched Australia’s worst dating show?

Well, now you can watch the second worst.

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Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued

Beauty & the Beast Cat

Why count sheep, when you can count Cat’s lack of independence?

I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.

And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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Beauty & the Beast Season 1 – Season Review

Beauty & the Beast Kristin Kreuk Jay Ryan kiss

It’s The CW’s formula.

Considering I made the effort for Arrow, I thought it was only fair to give Beauty & the Beast a fair shot.

Let me tell you: sitting through all 22 goddamn episodes of this drivel was tough.

And I’ve seen every episode of Jersey Shore.

Yeah, it’s that tough.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 6

Once Upon a Time Sleeping Beauty Aurora bad dream nightmare

“It was awful! I dreamt I was in a mediocre ABC show. And I wasn’t blonde or interesting!”

Good god, after the clusterfuck of stupidity that was the Frankenstein fiasco (yeah, that’s right. I know aliteration), I think anything that didn’t reek of complete desparation would be satisfactory.

That’s Once Upon a Time for you. Just satisfactory.

At least it isn’t Revenge.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 2 Episode 5

Once Upon a Time Regina season 2 happy smile

“I was gone for an episode and I was worried nobody had told you how much you suck recently.”

Regina’s back, bitches!

God, that’s the way it should always be.

It’s almost embarrassing how much more interesting she is than Emma and Snow. I don’t think anyone’s surprised that she’s more interesting than David.

Because David is shit.

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