In death, as in life, she is perfection.
Well, last episode was pretty monumental.
But we can still count on a traditional bombastic Bates Motel finale, right?
Everything has changed.
They’ve been gone for almost a year. They’ve earned it.
Now that Bates Motel is back, it really feels like things are back to normal.
Now all I need is Revenge, and I’ll be happy.
I could take or leave Once Upon a Time at this point, though. I’ve had enough of stagnation.
It was inevitable: we’ve finally run into a talking episode.
I suppose it was gonna be a tough ask for American Horror Story to continue its murder-raping, body-bagging, Mare Winnigham incesting pace.
And this episode is kind enough to slip in a bit of tongue.
I’d probably choose the cake. If you were wondering.
Well, first we had death-by-rape.
Then we had making a man out of Kyle.
I didn’t expect to get horrified again, but American Horror Story has managed to turn even Mare Winningham into a debauched nightmare.
God, it’s good.
Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.
It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.
But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.
Dat Vera snarl.
Vera Farmiga could do pretty much anything in this show and I would endorse it.
It’s okay, I don’t understand this crush either.
Oh, this is the season finale, by the by.
90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.
Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?
Yeeeeahh, Shelby’s not so hot anymore.
Aww, so sorry about leaving you out of my Top 5 TV Shows list, Bates Motel.
But you’re still young. Maybe next year.
At least you’ve managed to move past the stagnation of last week. Good for you.
You were the chosen one, Bates Motel!
Well, it was inevitable:
The boring, relationship drama-heavy soap opera episode has finally come.
Still, 7 episodes in is a pretty good record.
Now don’t fucking do it again.
Always, Mike Vogel.
Another episode, another horrible death (possibly 2).
Bates Motel isn’t giving me any fodder to bitch about.
Why can’t you be more like Glee?
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