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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norman Norma funeral

In death, as in life, she is perfection.

Well, last episode was pretty monumental.

But we can still count on a traditional bombastic Bates Motel finale, right?

Everything has changed.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norma Norman hug

They’ve been gone for almost a year. They’ve earned it.

Now that Bates Motel is back, it really feels like things are back to normal.

Now all I need is Revenge, and I’ll be happy.

I could take or leave Once Upon a Time at this point, though. I’ve had enough of stagnation.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven butler

Bloody wuss.

It was inevitable: we’ve finally run into a talking episode.

I suppose it was gonna be a tough ask for American Horror Story to continue its murder-raping, body-bagging, Mare Winnigham incesting pace.

And this episode is kind enough to slip in a bit of tongue.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison Nan Luke cake

I’d probably choose the cake. If you were wondering.

Well, first we had death-by-rape.

Then we had making a man out of Kyle.

I didn’t expect to get horrified again, but American Horror Story has managed to turn even Mare Winningham into a debauched nightmare.

God, it’s good.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange

YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 10

Bates Motel Vera Norma gun shooting Dylan

Dat Vera snarl.

Vera Farmiga could do pretty much anything in this show and I would endorse it.

It’s okay, I don’t understand this crush either.

Oh, this is the season finale, by the by.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

Bates Motel Jake Vera Norma

90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 8

Bates Motel Shelby corpse autopsy

Yeeeeahh, Shelby’s not so hot anymore.

Aww, so sorry about leaving you out of my Top 5 TV Shows list, Bates Motel.

But you’re still young. Maybe next year.

At least you’ve managed to move past the stagnation of last week. Good for you.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 7

Bates Motel Vera Norma yell scream

You were the chosen one, Bates Motel!

Well, it was inevitable:

The boring, relationship drama-heavy soap opera episode has finally come.

Still, 7 episodes in is a pretty good record.

Now don’t fucking do it again.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 6

Bates Motel Shelby shot eye blood

Always, Mike Vogel.

Another episode, another horrible death (possibly 2).

Bates Motel isn’t giving me any fodder to bitch about.

Why can’t you be more like Glee?

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