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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

Bates Motel Norman Norma funeral

In death, as in life, she is perfection.

Well, last episode was pretty monumental.

But we can still count on a traditional bombastic Bates Motel finale, right?

Everything has changed.

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Bates Motel Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

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They’ve been gone for almost a year. They’ve earned it.

Now that Bates Motel is back, it really feels like things are back to normal.

Now all I need is Revenge, and I’ll be happy.

I could take or leave Once Upon a Time at this point, though. I’ve had enough of stagnation.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven butler

Bloody wuss.

It was inevitable: we’ve finally run into a talking episode.

I suppose it was gonna be a tough ask for American Horror Story to continue its murder-raping, body-bagging, Mare Winnigham incesting pace.

And this episode is kind enough to slip in a bit of tongue.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison Nan Luke cake

I’d probably choose the cake. If you were wondering.

Well, first we had death-by-rape.

Then we had making a man out of Kyle.

I didn’t expect to get horrified again, but American Horror Story has managed to turn even Mare Winningham into a debauched nightmare.

God, it’s good.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange

YES.

Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 10

Bates Motel Vera Norma gun shooting Dylan

Dat Vera snarl.

Vera Farmiga could do pretty much anything in this show and I would endorse it.

It’s okay, I don’t understand this crush either.

Oh, this is the season finale, by the by.

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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 9

Bates Motel Jake Vera Norma

90s slasher movie trivia will save you every time.

Being in the cab of a truck is fucking dangerous in this show, hey?

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