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Damien Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Damien Ave Satani Ann Rottweilers

And hot.

Well, Damien finally brought out all the toys to play, but it’s too little, too motherfucking late.

Actually, add mother fucking (well, surrogate mother) to the list of things Damien didn’t do in time.

There’s no way in Hell this thing is getting renewed.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT Sisters Cruella James

Then why is the episode titled “Sisters?”

The episode is titled “Sisters” because James gets thrown away like trash, while Zelena and Regina come together over a just-mentioning-it-now magical contrivance. Courtesy of Cora.

Who goes to Heaven.

So yeah, not a good episode.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Damien Seven Curses undressed

Don’t stop relying on that body.

Status report: Damien reminds me of Ravenswood.

That’s bad.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Damien The Deliverer Ann orgasm

One of the only reasons to keep watching this show. But damn, what a reason.

I don’t know, show. Three episodes in and you’re a still a confused, ill-paced mess.

And after their thankful absence last episode, we’re back to the bizarre character emotional reactions from the pilot.

Not good.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Damien Second Death Barbara Hershey Ann Rutledge

Vixen’s not even going to get a chance.

Thank the Lord of Darkness, Barbara Hershey gets more than one piddly little scene this episode.

I mean, Damien’s really pretty, but Ann is all this show has going for it right now.

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Damien Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

Damien The Beast Rises Bradley James good looking

Hey, Camille got there. Maybe Damien has a chance, too.

Oh, Bates Motel. You’re not a gentle dance partner, are you?

Last year’s The Returned paired with Bates Motel and didn’t ever get off the ground, despite a fantastic cast and strong source material. But, I will admit, it was oppressively dour and riddled with baffling, bizarre character reactions to crazy supernatural shit.

So it’s not a great sign that Damien, from this first episode, at least, is oppressively dour and riddled with baffling, bizarre character reactions to crazy supernatural shit.

And they haven’t got Jeremy Sisto.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Souls of the Departed Queenie

How can a show be both horribly desperate, and renewed for a sixth season at the same time?

Yes, for the second episode in a row (three month hiatus not withstanding), Once Upon a Time has had to lean on our enduring goodwill for Queenie.

She’s the only thing that’s actually gotten better with time on Once Upon a Time.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Mother Barbara Hershey Cora

“And I chew everything. Especially scenery.”

It’s a Mills family reunion up in Once Upon a Time, lately.

If only Regina had any family you’d actually want around.

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Insidious: Chapter 2 – Film Review

Insidious: Chapter 2 Danielle Bisutti

“Just kidding. I’m only psychologically traumatising him into becoming a serial killer from beyond the grave. No biggie.”

Piranha 3DD was a trashy, cash-in, cheap-ass piece of crap sequel that was meant to be a subpar knock-off.

Insidious: Chapter 2 wasn’t supposed to be any of those things, and yet it’s somehow worse.

Sequelitis evidently doesn’t care if you reassemble the entire cast and production team.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 11 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Barbara Hershey Cora Queen of Hearts

“Or as hot. Or as smart. Just stop trying, is what I’m saying.”

Thank God, Cora lives.

In flashbacks.

It’s okay. I’ll take what I can get.

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