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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

OUaT Ill-boding Patterns Queenie

There are not many who can pretend to Katherine’s throne. Queenie is one of them.

Oh, thank God. Suicide watch aborted. Queenie is back.

Also something about Rumple’s past? Because there is apparently still more of that to explore?

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 22 and 23 – TV Review

OUaT Only You Mr Hyde Sam Witwer

“Whaddya mean Penny Dreadful got there first?”

No apologies for this late review. I can barely muster any shits to give about Once Upon a Time, anymore.

My last note for this episode was merely “At least Sam Witwer is hot.”

He can crash down in me any day.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

OUaT Devil's Due Hook trap

Hook isn’t the sharpest impractical prosthesis in the shed.

The good news is that Cruella is still around.

The bad news is that it’s an episode mostly about Gold/Rumple, but not about being compelling to watch.

With so many worthwhile dead characters to exploit, did we really need to hear the sob story of Rumple’s slutty wife?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT Emma Hook Snow Drifts

“As long as I get to wear more eyeliner than you.” -Hook

Revenge did it last year, now it’s Once Upon a Time’s turn to give us a back-to-back season finale.

And one of those “backs” is for Back To The Future.

It’s time to time travel.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Regina cutthroat razor

“This is how people say ‘please,’ right?”

It’s not easy being green.

Especially when you’re a bratty, mummy issues orphan with a wicked (ugh) entitlement complex.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT Robin Regina flirt sexual tension ship

“Archery puns are all I’ve got. It’s a good thing I’m so pretty.”

Luckily for us, amnesia means that Regina and Robin get to flirt with each other all over again.

But unluckily, Once Upon a Time is staying on form from last week, because there’s no kiss.

Yet.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Henry dead

Though, I have been fooled before.

Well, Henry’s dead.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina Ursula evil queen

Get it?

It’s been a while since we had a new Disney princess on the scene. Were Mulan and Sleeping Beauty the last ones?

Well, it’s Ariel. If the episode title, “Ariel,” didn’t give it away for you.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time star chart

Under the Dome did it better.

And Under the Dome’s had aliens, not lame, holey coconuts.

Just teasing. Once Upon a Time is still fantastic.

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