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The Bachelor Australia: At Least It Wasn’t Ali – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Ali eliminated

“And they’re totally definitely not already in there.

I’m insecure.”

I could have titled this post “At Least It Wasn’t Danielle,” but everyone hated her anyway.

You want controversy, don’t you?

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The Bachelor Australia: I’m Bach, Bitches – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Danielle

One of life’s many mysteries.

Yes, I’m still watching it.

Yes, I am ashamed.

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The Bachelor Australia: Why? – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Tim

He just can’t see it because he keeps bashfully putting his hand over his eyes.

EDIT: Continue on my The Bachelor journey here, and my finale preview here.

At least it’s better than The Farmer Wants A Wife.

But really. Why?

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It’s Not Shit: Bachelorette

Bachelorette Kirsten Dunst Isla Fisher Lizzy Caplan prostitutes

“Um, we’re sluts, actually. Get it right.”

So I’ve gone from barely posting any movie reviews at all to posting 2 It’s Not Shits back-to-back.

And both featuring Rebel Wilson.

It’s a conspiracy.

A conspiracy of decent comedies.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 10

Parks and Recreation bachelorette party hangover

How does Amy Poehler know what my wake-up face looks like?

I think I should just start off by saying that the above image is not capturing a hangover. Because nobody gets sufficiently drunk this episode, which seems like a real missed opportunity. Because the Parks and Recreation characters are perfection when they’re binge drinking.

Nevertheless, we still get a good combo of penis hats, pretentious hipster bars, another political guest star (Newt Gingrich. Because somebody at NBC thought that’d be cute?) and some more progress on Lot 48.

Oh, and penis gummies.

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