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The Shallows – Film Review

The Shallows Blake Lively on a rock sinking

That’s not fair. What about Leighton Mees… or Penn Bad… or Ed Westw… or Jessica Szo… or Taylor Mo… or, well.
Chace Crawford got that shitty ABC show, though.

Who thought there’d be a day when I’d championing a Blake Lively project?

Praise be to Jaume Collet-Serra.

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Nobody Cares: BBAU 2014 Finale Week and Predictions Follow-up – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Skye finale week

And not an over-caked moment too soon.

I don’t want any of the final six to win.

But least of all Skye: The Betrayer.

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Bland Power: Helping You BB Better (but actually worse) – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Sonia Kruger dancers

I’m sure the thought is keeping Sonia warm at night, too.

There are 4 new housemates, which means it’s time to judge 4 new strangers.

Thank God for the Internet, right?

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They’ve Got The (tiny bit of) Power: Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2014 Launch

Dunno yet.

Another year, another mostly tolerable Big Brother launch night.

Channel 9’s reality shows may not be soaring, interesting, or creative. But they are regular.

Which is more than we can say for The Mole. Poor The Mole.

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The Bachelor Australia: At Least It Wasn’t Ali – Blog

The Bachelor Australia Ali eliminated

“And they’re totally definitely not already in there.

I’m insecure.”

I could have titled this post “At Least It Wasn’t Danielle,” but everyone hated her anyway.

You want controversy, don’t you?

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Why Is Jade Still Here?: BBAU Finale Countdown – Blog

Big Brother Australia 2013 Sonia dress finale countdown

She does know how to wear a dress, though.

Seriously, who is voting for Jade?

Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?

At least Layla was lovably dumb.

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BATGit Insane: Beauty and the Geek Australia Premiere – Blog

Beauty and the Geek Australia Nathan war dance challenge

Sadly, he doesn’t win.

Already watched Australia’s worst dating show?

Well, now you can watch the second worst.

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