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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Eye Candy A4U Lindy Jake ending

In a better world.

But this is not a better world. This is Eye Candy.

Aussie Guy does get to live, though.

Which is yet another of Eye Candy’s failings.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Eye Candy FYEO Tessa's death

Dammit. “Superfluous Blonde Girl” would have been an excellent nickname. Now I regret calling her by her actual name.

Tessa’s dead.

Lindy’s in peril.

Mr Stalker’s identity is revealed.

This penultimate episode doesn’t disappoint. Well, any more than Eye Candy usually disappoints.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Eye Candy SOS Jake Lindy kiss

How can two people who are so beautiful kiss so ugly?

And it’s another filler episode.

That’s two in a row, and three so far for the season.

Well, I suppose if you want to be picky, this episode is closer to padding.

Very extensive padding.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Eye Candy ICU brain surgery

Actually, a bit of botched brain surgery is seeming like a reasonable alternative right about now.

Yes, it’s another filler episode already.

At least Mr Stalker gets a look-in this time.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Eye Candy IRL bomb iPhone

Unless the bomber is an Apple Genius. Then there is no escape from their unfathomable evil.

After last week’s 100% filler, police procedural abomination, anything would have been impressive as a follow-up.

Thus, for the first time, I can say I’m impressed by Eye Candy.

It’s still stupid as fuck, though. It can’t stray too far.

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Eye Candy Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

Eye Candy BRB Aussie Guy knife

Especially if they’re Australian.

Lindy’s detective action plan: put myself in close, often isolated, poximity to a violent serial killer and…umm…oh, shit. I didn’t think that far ahead.

Call the cops, I guess?

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