Dynasty Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review
Forget the cautious optimism of Riverdale. Dynasty is a motherfucking shoot, baby!
From forgettable to iconic in the space of only a week, Dynasty again proves it is the supreme soap opera dujour.
Could this be the best episode of Dynasty yet? Better than Thanksgiving?
Oh, honey. It’s close.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review
I, however, made the grave mistake of watching it stone cold sober.
I have regrets.
There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:
1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;
2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or
3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.
Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.
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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review
You know the sound that comes next.
I know this episode is supposed to be about Cinderella. But, like, who cares?
Forget it, people. It’s Queenie Town.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review
“Ezra who?”
I can’t do this, anymore.
Just let it be over. Please.
Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review
Just barely holding on, ladies. It’s all you can do.
Well who could have predicted it, but I might have to eat my words about PLL taking the inevitable plunge back into unwatchable, retarded shit territory.
Because damn, this ship is crooked, but I must concede, it’s yet to capsize.
Just hold on for two more episodes. Please.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review
If PLL keeps giving them to me, I’m going to keep doing them.
In this episode, B makes a bold claim about how, unlike A, they don’t hide in the shadows, bitch. They’re out here in the open and they’re comin’ to get you.
So, naturally, their approach is to hide in the shadows and send ominous text messages and literally wear a mask.
Brave.
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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review
There seems to be a lot of that going around lately.
Lucas’ unnecessary return aside, I’m glad to say this is actually an engaging episode of Pretty Little Liars.
The soap suds are thick, as expected, but they don’t get in the way of the actual plot.
So I suppose this is our final hope spot before it all comes tumbling down.
