Dynasty Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
Also a cautious good sign: a change of showrunner (and the new distraction for Schwartz/Savage of Nancy Drew) has not killed Dynasty yet.
And as much soapy fun as a plastic surgery-induced recast was last season, we’ve now evolved to a straight-up recast with Daniella Alonso on the scene as Cristal 2.0, 2.0.
Long may Dynasty reign.
Dynasty Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review
I can’t remember the last time I was this invested in a heterosexual romance. Because damn, Liam and Fallon are so compelling.
Oh, and Alexis’ face is revealed and it’s shocking and horrifying. Alexis is going to need to learn that she’ll pale next to Liam.
Dynasty Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Forget the cautious optimism of Riverdale. Dynasty is a motherfucking shoot, baby!
From forgettable to iconic in the space of only a week, Dynasty again proves it is the supreme soap opera dujour.
Could this be the best episode of Dynasty yet? Better than Thanksgiving?
Oh, honey. It’s close.
Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review
There are only three possible explanations for how Pretty Little Liars turned out:
1) I. Marlene King is clinically insane;
2) I. Marlene King is the greatest troll of the decade; or
3) I. Marlene King is just an incompetent, egomaniacal dickhead.
Don’t you wish it was anything but number 3? Sigh.
Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review
I know this episode is supposed to be about Cinderella. But, like, who cares?
Forget it, people. It’s Queenie Town.
Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 7 – TV Review
I can’t do this, anymore.
Just let it be over. Please.
Only thirteen episodes to go. God save me.
Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 18 – TV Review
Well who could have predicted it, but I might have to eat my words about PLL taking the inevitable plunge back into unwatchable, retarded shit territory.
Because damn, this ship is crooked, but I must concede, it’s yet to capsize.
Just hold on for two more episodes. Please.
Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 14 – TV Review

If PLL keeps giving them to me, I’m going to keep doing them.
In this episode, B makes a bold claim about how, unlike A, they don’t hide in the shadows, bitch. They’re out here in the open and they’re comin’ to get you.
So, naturally, their approach is to hide in the shadows and send ominous text messages and literally wear a mask.
Brave.
Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately.
Lucas’ unnecessary return aside, I’m glad to say this is actually an engaging episode of Pretty Little Liars.
The soap suds are thick, as expected, but they don’t get in the way of the actual plot.
So I suppose this is our final hope spot before it all comes tumbling down.