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Glee Season 6 Episodes 12 and 13 – TV Review

Glee 2009 series finale Don't Stop Believin'

…that Glee is dead and we’re finally free.

Yes, baby. We finally made it.

We made it to the end of Glee.

But Glee isn’t ready to leave without one last glory-reliving grab at the spotlight.

I’ll allow it.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 8 – TV Review

Glee A Wedding

Cyanide pills are an integral part of any Glee viewer’s preparedness kit.

Oh, Kurt and Blaine. Because Santana and Brittany’s wedding wasn’t sickly sweet enough?

Also, is there supposed to be a plot this season?

Glee seems to have forgotten.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 7 – TV Review

Glee Transitioning All About That Bass

“We are also ’bout that fried chicken and high fructose corn syrup.”

And no, Mercedes and Roderick teaming up to sing All About That Bass isn’t the most shameful thing about this episode.

I’d append that with an “in case you were wondering.”

But you’re watching Glee Season 6, baby. There’s no wonder anymore. You know what you’re in for.

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Glee Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

Glee What The World Needs Now Santana's abuela Ivonne Coll

“Or even my guest spot on Teen Wolf.”

I’d apologise for the late review, but I’d hate to presume that anyone, anywhere, genuinely cares about Glee.

I’m a rude idiot, but I’m not a moron.

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Glee Season 6 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Glee Loser Like Me Blaine breakup

One of Blaine’s rarely seen appropriate emotional reactions.

Yes, after praising our seven Glee-free months, the hideous juggernaut is back to make its final, undignified march to conclusion.

Thank God. I’ve missed my whipping boy.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

Glee Rachel Broadway Bitches Old Dogs New Tricks

That was the dog talking. I mean, wouldn’t that go through anyone’s head if they had to work on Glee?

Another week, another delayed Glee post.

At least this episode has lots of cute puppies. And you know how I feel about puppies.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 16 – TV Review

Glee Blaine fat pregnant

They must have finally gotten bored of Loki.

It’d be too much to hope that a Glee episode about Blaine being fat could be anything other than melodramatic and decidedly unenjoyable, wouldn’t it?

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Glee Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

Glee New New York Rachel town car

No, seriously. That’s what the episode is about.

I was wondering what post-Mckinley Glee would look like.

Dear God.

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Glee Season 5 Episode 9 – TV Review

Glee Rachel incredulous

Because there are record sales to be had, my dear.

I was wondering why the past almost-3 months of my life had been so serene.

Oh, well. Glee is my favourite whipping boy.

And there’s a Kurt + Adam Lambert song?


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Glee Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

Glee Tyra Banks Bitchette

Why did ANTM have to end? At least Jourdan won.

With the Unique episode last week, it’s time we had some Becky spotlighting (without a false shooting, this time).

It’s cute when the background furniture get their own episodes.

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