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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 21 – TV Review

OUaT Last Rites Regina Zelena crying

“Don’t cry for me, Reg ‘n ‘Lena.”

Those tears are not from me. I’ve already used all of mine up.

No, those tears are from Regina and Zelena for some very dead, and very wasted, men.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Birth Snow choked

So it feels good? I don’t get the joke here.

Ah, the dreaded Once Upon a Time double episode.

I’m gonna need some long-forgotten character cameos to get through this one.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT The Bear and the Bow Belle

Because Snow and David weren’t inadequate enough.

Only one episode after I praised her for being tolerable, Belle is back in the spotlight and ready to bore.

Goddammit, Once Upon a Time.


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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Dreamcatcher Regina fireball

So say we all.

Yes, after two consecutive Snow and David-focused episodes, it’s time to unleash the kind of episode that makes Once Upon a Time worth it.

Well, it’s not a Regina solo episode. So, the second best kind of Once Upon a Time episode, then.

A Regina and Emma episode.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review

OUaT The Broken Kingdom Regina red dress

You tell ’em, Regina.

It’s only the very next episode after a David episode, and here we go again, except this time with Snow taking charge, too.

Well, actually, it’s a more of a Guinevere and Lancelot episode. With deus ex machina magic.

I can’t tell. Is that better or worse than a David and Snow episode?

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review

OUaT Siege Perilous Humple

The body glitter will suit her, but I don’t know if she’ll be able to pull off those teeth.

Emma may waste the entire episode doing fucking nothing to get Excalibur out of its stone, but that girl knows how to close an episode.

By bringing Gold back to consciousness and reminding us of the reason any of us have stuck with Once Upon a Time into its fifth season.

Well, and Regina.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

OUaT The Price Fury Guardians of the Galaxy

I was wondering when Disney would start bringing in their Marvel properties.

I want to trust that Once Upon a Time is self-aware enough to see how much this resembles Guardians of the Galaxy. But I’m not sure.

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Once Upon a Time Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

OUaT Merida Brave The Dark Swan

Talk about moving down in the world.

In other downgrade news, Emma is a poor substitute for Rumple when it comes to the Dark One.

But I think Once Upon a Time is aware of that.

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