After a couple of close calls on the It’s Not Shit front, I thought it was time to finally give in and add to the collection (meta burn. Because The Collection was one of the close calls. Eat it, Dunstan and Melton).
And who would have thought it’d be a Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon, Halloween cash-in piece of garbage like Fun Size.
It’s a good thing I like garbage.
I’m not gonna lie. I have forgotten almost everything that’s been going on.
That’s what happens when a show takes 3 weeks off.
And it’s not like I have a whole archive of episode summaries to look back through.
I am here to spread dissatisfaction.
What? Somebody has to dampen all this love and sincere emotion.
It’s the only thing that keeps my filthy humanity at bay. Fuck empathy.