Tag Archive | april

Fun Size – It’s Not Shit

Fun Size April scowl

Are you surprised I would like a vapid movie with a Disnelodeon star?

After a couple of close calls on the It’s Not Shit front, I thought it was time to finally give in and add to the collection (meta burn. Because The Collection was one of the close calls. Eat it, Dunstan and Melton).

And who would have thought it’d be a Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon, Halloween cash-in piece of garbage like Fun Size.

It’s a good thing I like garbage.

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TV Review: The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 19

The Vampire Diaries Bonnie Matt Prom King Queen


I’m not gonna lie. I have forgotten almost everything that’s been going on.

That’s what happens when a show takes 3 weeks off.

And it’s not like I have a whole archive of episode summaries to look back through.


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Discontinued: Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation April syringe

I’m committing Parks and Rec suicide.

This is the end.

Hold your breath and count to the Skyfall reference.

So what I’m trying to say is that I’m discontinuing my reviews for Parks and Recreation. But you probably should have worked that out from the title already. Keep up.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 15

Parks and Recreation can of whoop ass Leslie Kim

Bitch be literal as hell.

Well, now that all that wedding bullshit is out of the way, I guess it’s time for some filler?


At least it’s good filler, though.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 14

Parks and Recreation wedding kiss

And not as adorable as Liz Lemon’s wedding.

I am here to spread dissatisfaction.

What? Somebody has to dampen all this love and sincere emotion.

It’s the only thing that keeps my filthy humanity at bay. Fuck empathy.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12

Parks and Rec vagina uterus cartoon Ann

That lipstick ain’t lipstick.

It’s menstrual blood. The joke is that it’s menstrual blood.

So with 30 Rock dead and buried (embalmed in my tears!), it’s up to Parks and Rec to pick up the NBC sitcom slack.

Yeah, good luck with that.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 11

Parks and Recreation Leslie April garbage

Leslie then hocked a loogie on the ground and fucked 3 sluts. Because equality.

Last week we had progress on both the Lot 48 sitch and Leslie and Ben’s marriage.

So I guess it’s time for some pointless filler, then?

Why do I always have to be right?

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