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The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

The Vampire Diaries Katherine dead

“Worth it.” -Katherine

In the spirit of Halloween, it seems as if TVD thought they’d play trick or treat with us.

The trick is that Katherine dies.

The treat is that she doesn’t.

I don’t think I could have handled that, tbh.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 1 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah premiere

Nah, babe. Go back to your book.

The Originals is finally here.

Again.

Umm…

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It’s Not Shit: Silent Hill: Revelation

Silent Hill Revelation Malcolm McDowell

Who knew?

Sometimes I’ll say a movie’s not shit because I’m an unabashed fan of the series or genre.

Sometimes it’s because I’m pleasantly surprised at the not-shitness of something I assumed would be, well, shit.

Silent Hill: Revelation is a delicious combination.

Like hot chips in a strawberry thickshake.

Seriously, try it.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 18

Pretty Little Liars Spencer crying

Bored to…tears? (ah ha!)

Ugh, fucking nothing’s happening.

And you know what the only thing worse than a Hanna-lite episode is? A Hanna-heavy episode where she’s sidelined the entire time to play go-between in Caleb’s daddy drama.

Gross.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8

Parks and Recreation Eagleton sign Pawnee

You best not be steppin’ to mah Pawnee, son.

Parks and Recreation is back to what it does best: plot lines about Leslie trying to get a park built.

We are home.

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TV Review: Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 7

Parks and Recreation Anne April Leslie mediation yell

Girl Power isn’t all Spice Girls and lesbian fantasies.

Yes, it’s more filler.

But it’s character-relevant filler, dammit.

And that’s what a sitcom should be.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 5

American Horror Story Asylum Sarah Paulson Lana Winters scream

It’s just. So. Boring.

Well thank god for American Horror Story. After fucking Revenge and Gossip Girl, I need something to turn my mood around and prep for TVD.

And although this week’s episode ain’t no PLL-level shit, stuff does get revealed.

Bloodyface is…unmasked! (ah ha!)

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