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The Guest – Film Review

The Guest Dan Stevens shirtless

He can be my guest any day.

After the phenomenal It Follows, I had high hopes for The Guest. It has a similar, 80s throwback style to it; director Adam Wingard’s previous film was the above-average slasher You’re Next; and Dan Stevens has ditched doughy Matthew Crawley and gotten cut as fuck.

Well, I suppose I deserve to be punished for my optimism.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

OUaT Heroes and Villains Robin Regina goodbye border

He doesn’t even give her a goodbye fuck. Rude.

Oh, well. If it means Marian’s going to fuck off, I’m in.

Bitch can’t handle her ice curses.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Shattered Sight Regina Snow David fight swords

Well, with Regina looking like that, can you blame him?

Unfortunately, the mirror spell fails to produce any real results.

A handful of townsfolk re-enact Super Smash Bros: Enchanted Forest Edition in the streets, but there is none of the promised mass murder.

At least Regina gets to put on her old duds and sword fight Snow.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Elsa Anna reunion Fall Storybrooke

I jumped the gun a bit last time.

Please, let it be so.

I’ve had about as much Frozen wanking as I can handle.

And my wanking threshold is pretty high, you know.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episodes 8 and 9 – TV Review

OUaT Will coffee alcohol Smash The Mirror

Or, as I like to call it, “breakfast.”

Can you believe it’s time for another double episode of Once Upon a Time already?

At least the Snow Queen’s backstory is finally put to bed.

I was getting a little overdosed on Arendelle, you know.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT Family Business Belle meets Anna

Why?

Yes. Someone out there apparently still gives some modicum of a shit about Storybrooke’s most desperate of housewives.

I’m Australian, and even I’m not interested in hearing anything more from Belle.

Go back to being a forgettable side character, where you belong.

You know, like Ruby.

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Once Upon a Time Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Elsa chains Snow Queen Breaking Glass

It’s not just for CW characters anymore.

Well, I was wrong about the Snow Queen being Emma’s mum.

But she was Emma’s foster mum.

That’s got to count for something, right?

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