After the phenomenal It Follows, I had high hopes for The Guest. It has a similar, 80s throwback style to it; director Adam Wingard’s previous film was the above-average slasher You’re Next; and Dan Stevens has ditched doughy Matthew Crawley and gotten cut as fuck.
Well, I suppose I deserve to be punished for my optimism.
Yes. Someone out there apparently still gives some modicum of a shit about Storybrooke’s most desperate of housewives.
I’m Australian, and even I’m not interested in hearing anything more from Belle.
Go back to being a forgettable side character, where you belong.
You know, like Ruby.