Tag Archive | angie

Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Under the Dome The Fall Angie returns

“And I know everything. Because I’m a dome projection. Sorry to disappoint.”

Angie just be mad that Melanie be movin’ in on her man, gurl.

No, really.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca burning crops butterflies

“I fucking hate butterflies.” -Rebecca

Butterflies? Yes, butterflies.

From last week’s attack of the killer magnetism, now it’s all hands on deck to take down the butterfly menace.

They’re like a locust plague, but cuter.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review

Under the Dome Big Jim gallows hanging suicide

That ship sailed as soon as it got stretched to a second season.

So we’re back under the dome again.

Do you think we could go back to having some actual drama and tension, or is the onslaught of random, non-sensical dome happenings, paired with spiritual, “the dome wants us to” jibber jabber going to continue?

If you’re an optimist, turn back now.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie gallows hanging execution

Mike Vogel needs to move to the city or something.

Apparently suffering through Spring Breakers‘ pink haired brat wasn’t enough pink for me this week.

And Spring Breakers had lines, too.

Lines of cocaine. Is the joke.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Under the Dome Big Jim shoots Dodi

We can agree that nobody in this family should be allowed near guns, yeah?

How do you follow up Big Jim murdering some bitches last episode (and the episode before)?

Make him keep murdering. Duh.

He does, btw.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 9 – TV Review

Under the Dome Mike Vogel Natalie Zea

You had a good run.

There’s no shame in not being as hot as Natalie Zea.

Pretty much nobody is.

And she even gets to be a dirty, sexy, rich douchebag.

It’s really what Under the Dome has been missing.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior kills Ollie

I want to believe.

He is though.

Ollie’s teeth were just too disgusting to keep looking at.

Thanks, Junior.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome Junior gun

Linda needs to sort her shit out.

It bothers me that Big Jim’s reaction to Junior fucking kidnapping and holding his girlfriend prisoner is to simply kick him out of the house and trust he won’t go near Angie again.

He’s crazy, dude.

At least Junior takes out his insanity on someone who deserves it this time.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 6 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Julia kiss rain

Catch them in a rainstorm. Duh.

I think it’s about time we followed Angie’s example from last week and name upgrade a couple of characters.

From now on, Rachelle will be upgraded to her character name of Julia.

And Li’l Bro will now be Joe. Which is actually shorter and easier to type.

So my laziness still wins.

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Under the Dome Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Under the Dome missile MOAB explosion

I’ve heard of sparks flying, but this is ridiculous.

Well it’s been 1 in-universe week inside the dome for the people of Chester’s Mill.

And they still haven’t resorted to lynch mobs and cannibalism.

Stop being so civilised.

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