I know, I know. I just said I was on the edge of dumping Legacies, too. But this isn’t for the same reasons.
I want to dump Legacies because it’s a vacant, boring sludge of a show that I can barely muster any excitement for.
With Charmed? Well, Charmed is just a little bit too cute and simple. And you know what? In a world of needlessly grim, “prestige TV” shows, cute and simple isn’t a bad thing.
It’s just a cute and simple thing.
Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.
Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.
Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.
She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.
She will bury us all. Probably in heels.
I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.
Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.
Plenty of sex, though.