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Charmed Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Charmed Exorcise Your Demons sisters

I have such a range of emotions.

I know, I know. I just said I was on the edge of dumping Legacies, too. But this isn’t for the same reasons.

I want to dump Legacies because it’s a vacant, boring sludge of a show that I can barely muster any excitement for.

With Charmed? Well, Charmed is just a little bit too cute and simple. And you know what? In a world of needlessly grim, “prestige TV” shows, cute and simple isn’t a bad thing.

It’s just a cute and simple thing.

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 3 – TV Review

Charmed Sweet Tooth Mel suspenders

Bio Queens are so in right now.

Maggie and Macy better watch out, or our house lesbian is going to steal the fashion game.

Even her Halloween costume this episode is the only sexy one.

Yes, it’s a Halloween episode.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

AHS Coven Patti death

Who does she think she is? A 90s slasher movie victim?

It’d be hard to follow up a whole hairdresser shop’s worth of deaths, but American Horror Story puts in a modest effort by keeping them coming.

And with, what, 3 episodes to go, I can only hope for further escalation.

I want bodies on the floor.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Myrtle eye scoop

“I’ll take your paralysed horror as a ‘yes.'”

Myrtle is a twisted old bitch.

Fiona hasn’t got the monopoly on that anymore, I guess.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison red dress

Yes, I subscribe to Pop Trigger. I hate myself, too.

Fiona will not go quietly into that good night.

She’s gonna claw and smoke and fuck and strut her way back into the light, bitches.

She will bury us all. Probably in heels.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I hate to say it, but the shine is wearing off this season of American Horror Story for me.

Too much talking, not enough crazy, fucked up, witchy shit.

Plenty of sex, though.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison resurgence

“And I know… I need to fucking exfoliate.”

Oh thank god, it’s been too long.

Don’t scare me like that again.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven butler

Bloody wuss.

It was inevitable: we’ve finally run into a talking episode.

I suppose it was gonna be a tough ask for American Horror Story to continue its murder-raping, body-bagging, Mare Winnigham incesting pace.

And this episode is kind enough to slip in a bit of tongue.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Madison Nan Luke cake

I’d probably choose the cake. If you were wondering.

Well, first we had death-by-rape.

Then we had making a man out of Kyle.

I didn’t expect to get horrified again, but American Horror Story has managed to turn even Mare Winningham into a debauched nightmare.

God, it’s good.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Kyle bag pieces boy parts

She’s taking him out of the bag, so is that kinda the same thing?

Well, if I thought raping someone to death was the most fucked up thing this show could throw at me, clearly I was an idiot.

I mean, I’m an idiot most of the time.

But damn, AHS. You’re sick, bro.

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