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Arrow Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

Losing the Suicide Squad to the movies worked out. Except for Amanda.

But don’t worry. Felicity makes sure to thrust her malignantly tumorous self into the episode at every given chance.

It’s her duty.

April 7, 2016

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

“Well, one for the road, I guess.”

I wonder, if I hadn’t given up on The Walking Dead a season and a half ago, would I be more insulted by its episode this week, or by this one?

And who knew a Felicity-lite episode of Arrow could be so infuriating?

January 28, 2016

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

Yeah, but what are they going to do about The Flash’s entire show come Justice League time?

It’s a fucking Lyla and Diggle episode, but without Arrow’s version of the Suicide Squad to back it up (not that they’ve proven to be worth much, anyway).

It’s also a Felicity episode.

But not just any Felicity episode. A Felicity episode with grating hallucinations.

January 21, 2016

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

We were so close.

Why, Arrow?

Why?

December 13, 2015

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

Christmas really has come early.

Well, The Originals and The Vampire Diaries killed off characters for their mid-season finales this week.

Thank you, Arrow, for following suit.

November 23, 2015

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

Is it an insult or a compliment that the main show is keeping them?

You know who I don’t miss? Roy. That whiny little killjoy was half the sidekick Thea and Laurel have turned out to be.

Roy is in no way related to this episode, but I just thought it was worth mentioning.

November 26, 2013

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Curse of Chucky – CBF Review

That knife totally isn’t compensating for something.

I remember the Chucky movies were pretty scary growing up.

Until they devolved into comedy-only shadows of their former selves.

Sadly, this attempt at a gritty return to form misinterpreted “gritty” as “boring, standard slasher movie.”

March 17, 2013

Discontinued: Parks and Recreation

I’m committing Parks and Rec suicide.

This is the end.

Hold your breath and count to the Skyfall reference.

So what I’m trying to say is that I’m discontinuing my reviews for Parks and Recreation. But you probably should have worked that out from the title already. Keep up.