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Scream Queens – Discontinued

Scream Queens Handidates Discontinued Chad shirtless abs

I’ll miss pretty much every body part of Chad’s. Except for his stupid, stupid mouth.

Almost a year to the day, and another Ryan Murphy production bites the I Just Hate Everything dust.

Not a good sign heading into next week’s Rocky Horror Remake, hey?

Not that Foxy Horror has had positive signs at any point.

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Anniversary 2016: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

Best of TV 2016

Let’s just say it wasn’t a good year for good TV on I Just Hate Everything.

But on the plus side, my snipes and swats here will make up for my positive-only movie list.

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Scream Queens Season 1 Episodes 1 and 2 – TV Review

Scream Queens pilot Abigail Breslin Keke Palmer

They must be watching Scream Queens.

I had my misgivings about this. I really did. Those first trailers looked like over-stylised, Dutch angle-fucked, substance-less trash.

But still, for some reason I can’t even pin down, I expected Scream Queens to be decent.

Didn’t I learn anything from Glee and seasons 3 and 4 of American Horror Story?

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The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014) – Film Review

The Town That Dreaded Sundown 2014 Phantom Killer trombone scene

Look at his pretty, blue eyes, though.

I watched this movie for two reasons:

1) Addison Timlin was pretty cool in Odd Thomas.

2) The original The Town That Dreaded Sundown is referenced in a line in Scream.

But then I found out that Ryan Murphy produced this, and my hate fire got stoked.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Jessica Lange Elsa Dominatrix Edward Mordrake

In only one year? Nice.

No, it’s actually the Elsa story.

And it involves not only S&M fantasy heaven, but also chainsaws and no anaesthesia.

What else do you expect from German pornography?

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 2 – TV Review

America Horror Story Freak Show Twisty the clown

These Chanel No. 5 ads are getting weird.

I was overly presumptuous last episode: Emma Roberts still isn’t here.

So more droning from Jimmy the Whiner, then.

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American Horror Story Season 4 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Freak Show Jessica Lange Elsa Life on Mars

But is she worth the price of admission?

Sadly, the answer to that question is “Meh. I dunno, really.”

If this was season 2, it’d be more like “Of course it is, you idiot. Are you insane?”

Time makes fools of us all.

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