I had my misgivings about this. I really did. Those first trailers looked like over-stylised, Dutch angle-fucked, substance-less trash.
But still, for some reason I can’t even pin down, I expected Scream Queens to be decent.
Didn’t I learn anything from Glee and seasons 3 and 4 of American Horror Story?
I watched this movie for two reasons:
1) Addison Timlin was pretty cool in Odd Thomas.
2) The original The Town That Dreaded Sundown is referenced in a line in Scream.
But then I found out that Ryan Murphy produced this, and my hate fire got stoked.
No, it’s actually the Elsa story.
And it involves not only S&M fantasy heaven, but also chainsaws and no anaesthesia.
What else do you expect from German pornography?
Sadly, the answer to that question is “Meh. I dunno, really.”
If this was season 2, it’d be more like “Of course it is, you idiot. Are you insane?”
Time makes fools of us all.