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Dark Skies – CBF Review

Dark Skies Keri Russell

If only it were that simple.

I only watched it because Keri Russell is in it and The Americans is finished for the season.

I got what I came for.

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The Host – Film Review

The Host Diane Kruger gun Seeker

If only, Diane.

We can at least be thankful that The Host isn’t going to be a zombie sequel spilling horror like Stephenie Meyers’ other effort.

That’s pretty much all we can be thankful for, though.

It’s a Stephenie Meyer movie. Duh.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 13

American Horror Story Jude Lange Angel Death kiss

Die happy, shippers.

It started out with a bang (literally), but American Horror Story: Asylum ended with a pathetic (yet not entirely vacant) whimper.

At what point does tying up loose ends outweigh action and narrative?

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 12

American Horror Story Asylum Kit Lana lunch cafe book signing

“Wait, no we don’t. This season should have ended last episode.”

Well, it took 12 episodes, but American Horror Story finally dropped the ball.

This episode is uneventful, tangential and wholly underwhelming.

It’s like watching Snooki & JWoww.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 10

American Horror Story Jude Judy Martin Jessica Lange sing musical

I like to mix it up a little.

How did I live without you, American Horror Story?

I will probably immediately pass it over once I get my doses of Once Upon a Time and PLL when they return this week, but believe me, at this very moment, American Horror Story is my favourite show on right now.

Because it doesn’t give a fuck. Just like me.

Am I an Internet badass yet? With lines like that? Come on, I’m trying.

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 9

American Horror Story Kit Arden chest needle syringe

Yeah, you thought I’d forgotten about that, didn’t you?

How do you top a Christmas episode with a homicidal Santa (hey, Black Xmas was fantastic)?

You commit Lange as a patient, reveal a character is pregnant, have said character perform a coat hanger abortion, and stab Kit the fuck in the chest with a huge-ass needle. All while revealing the identity of present day Bloodyface.

Because that’s how American Horror Story do.

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Film Review: Prometheus

Prometheus Charlize Theron

Shh, Charlize. That expressionless monster can’t find you here. Good luck with the actual monsters, though.

Hmm, pretentious sort-of prequel to classic space horror?

Proceed with caution.

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