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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!

Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?

And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.

Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

Give us all that coat, mama. Yass.

Can you believe it? The Colby family are actually going to have a subplot of their own?

Who knew that the solution to the Colby problem was to add more Colbys? Even I didn’t think of that one.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

Giving me life. And occasional arousal.

Whereas Riverdale can’t end its season soon enough, my heart is already starting to ache over the fact that Dynasty’s soon going to be heading into its season finale.

Don’t leave me. Stilted, nonsensical rich people drama replenishes my electrolytes!

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review

Liam can do whatever he wants to me if he’s gonna be looking like that. Fuckin’ hell.

I can’t remember the last time I was this invested in a heterosexual romance. Because damn, Liam and Fallon are so compelling.

Oh, and Alexis’ face is revealed and it’s shocking and horrifying. Alexis is going to need to learn that she’ll pale next to Liam.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 17 – TV Review

Liam? More like Li-yum.

But that Alexis face reveal, though.

Even with the level of camp Dynasty has served us thus far, I didn’t predict that.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

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Kirby is serving.

Alexis isn’t dead, everyone. Thank God.

But she isn’t Nicolette Sheridan, anymore. And I suppose I can’t complain. If Dynasty’s really going to lean all the way into soap camp fabulosity, a good ol’ plastic surgery recasting switcheroo is on the to-do list.

I wonder who it will be?

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

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That’s not to say that this episode doesn’t have just the one. And it is something.

Yes, Dynasty fans. Sometimes you have to eat your vegetables. And this episode is mostly vegetables.

But there is some tasty dessert at the very end.

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