Dynasty Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review
Fallon in the middle there is my anxiety that this season will end on an abrupt, COVID-19 shaped sour note.
Alas, it is true. This episode is the de facto season finale of our beloved Dynasty thanks to the pandemic.
And while not ending on a high note, you can at least rest easy that the CW didn’t try to chop together some rushed, Pushing Daisies Season 2 finale-esque bullshit.
Aww. Now I’m sad about Dynasty, and about Pushing Daisies.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review
Nah yeah, cunt.
Let’s hear it for Culhane, who comes in at the end of the episode and steals the jush factor in a major and delicious upset.
Kirby is there, too. Looking fucking flawless.
Oh, and Blake is kidnapped and Sam saves him with the help of Danny Trejo or whatever.
But look at Kirby!
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review
Now, imagine it in green.
Oh, baby.
I think it’s the hair, you know? It’s just so smooth and sawft.
Oh, the episode is also fabulous. In case you were interested.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Everything’s better with unnecessary straps.
Sadly, my gays, the jush train is over, and this week won’t have you struggling to hold your wigs down.
But that’s only because this episode is here to get some shit done. And blow up a car along the way (offscreen, of course. This is CW budget, remember).
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.
Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?
My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
It can’t be all shirtless dudes all the time.
…
Just kidding. Scroll down.
That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.
And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.
Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
If only the breakup scene could have been shirtless, too.
Oh, Fletcher. We hardly knew ye.
But don’t worry about that basic white guy shirtlessness deficit. Adam’s got that covered.
Kirby likey.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review
Although, to be fair, it doesn’t really take much to be better than Riverdale these days.
I’ve gotta say, I was getting my absolute life this episode. I wrote the phrase “Fuck, I love Dynasty” in my notes more than once.
Even dear Cristal got to shine this episode.
Dynasty is my one shining light against the apocalypse that is 2020 so far.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review
Spoilers be damned, the world deserves to feel the same relief I did.
I mean, Adam doesn’t die either and it turns out the fall wasn’t that bad, anyway.
But it’s the principle of the matter!
The principle being Liam’s continued stranglehold on my libido.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review
Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!
Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?
And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.
Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.
