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Scream Halloween Special – TV Review

Scream Halloween Special Keiran death

We’re as shocked as you are, Keiran.

I did watch this about a month ago.

But, you know, it’s Scream The TV Series. Does anybody care?

Also, I’m not reviewing this as two episodes. To save time.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 22 – TV Review

TVD Gods and Monsters Bonnie gun

The last time wasn’t as angsty, though.

I’m in two minds about this episode.

For one, it’s the finale, so we can finally say goodbye to this fuck-awful season and live in the glorious bubble of hope that next season will be so much better. Remember how much better Season 6 was after the abysmal ending of Season 5?

But on the other hand, this episode is a huge pile of vomit that is an embarrassment to the stellar (save for Season 5, you know) legacy of TVD finales.

Let’s just do this and then get the fuck outta here.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review

TVD Kill 'Em All Yvette corpse

“Nah, it’s cool. Just wake me up when she is.”

It’s a sad day when I, a card-carrying Elena hater, think her return would be better than suffering the tripe we’ve been getting in her absence.

Or, preferably, Katherine.

Actually, just Katherine, please, Nina.

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Arrow Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

Arrow Canary Cry Oliver Laurel flashback kiss

Who knew all it took was killing Laurel to get us a flashback that wasn’t arbitrary shit?

In case the Arrow writers hadn’t ground their heel into Laurel fans enough, they introduce a new Black Canary the very next episode after her untimely and pointless death.

I’m just shocked it’s not Felicity.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 19 – TV Review

TVD Somebody That I Used To Know Bonnie gun

Spread the word. Please.

The very episode following my bitch and moan about TVD not allowing human drama between its characters, and now we’ve got some potent (if rushed) human drama between its characters.

My complaining changes all our lives for the better.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 18 – TV Review

This episode features a lot of stuff.

But at the same time, nothing really happens.

At least the Spice Girls have now officially disbanded.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 16 – TV Review

TVD Days of Future Past Damon poisoned

We’re all just drunk and waiting for The Originals to come on.

And, thanks to a pleasantly insane CW, TVD will be shambling on to a season 8.

Not even Nina Dobrev can save us now.

Because she abandoned this leaky boat, bitch.

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