Tag Archive | Alan Dale

Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review

Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!

Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?

And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.

Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review

I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?

It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.

But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.

And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review

Adam can fuck me under, for all I care. Just so long as he fucks me.

I’m sensing a caption theme this week.

Also, I just want to say that I was almost going to suggest Kelly Rutherford would be the historical alliance president last week, but I hesitated because I thought it wouldn’t make much sense to bring her back if Steven isn’t here.

And it doesn’t. But goddamn, she is still a blast to have around.

Maybe we could bring Steven back, too, though? Just saying.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 22 – TV Review

I would never put episode spoilers at the start of a post.

But also, considering how well Dynasty did leave us with this finale, I’m not mad.

And I’ll spare everyone a protracted comparison to Riverdale’s finale. Because that’s not nice.

Wake up and start appreciating your better soap opera, CW.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review

I would have also accepted “Fauxllon Carrington,” but it didn’t roll off the tongue as well, you know?

Just when you thought Dynasty couldn’t get any gayer.

I am so proud.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 20 – TV Review

Give us all that coat, mama. Yass.

Can you believe it? The Colby family are actually going to have a subplot of their own?

Who knew that the solution to the Colby problem was to add more Colbys? Even I didn’t think of that one.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

Giving me life. And occasional arousal.

Whereas Riverdale can’t end its season soon enough, my heart is already starting to ache over the fact that Dynasty’s soon going to be heading into its season finale.

Don’t leave me. Stilted, nonsensical rich people drama replenishes my electrolytes!

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