Tag Archive | Alan Dale

Dynasty Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Dynasty Even Worms Can Procreate Sam Kirby

It’s a reliable look for them.

The drama is high this episode, darlings.

What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Dynasty A Champagne Mood Alexis eye roll

Alexis ain’t got time for my shit.

Unlike Riverdale, I truly did put off posting about Dynasty because I had to put some effort into my existence outside of my rubbish blog about soap operas.

I know. I’m disappointed, too.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Dynasty Crazy Lady Alexis presents gift wrapping

If you’re not living for Scary Movie 2 references, then are you even living?

The only truly sad thing about this year’s Dynasty Christmas episode is that we didn’t get two of them like we did last year.

More Christmas lewks always, please. Gosh.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Dynasty A Temporary Infestation Sam Kirby

If only the writers’ room had made their stankfaces as heard.

So after a Season 2 run of straight fire, Dynasty has tumbled into its first pothole of a nothing, garbage, filler episode.

And here I was foolishly thinking this season’s Episode 7 would be Claudia’s time to parallel her villain reveal in Season 1.

I blame myself for expecting too much.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Dynasty That Witch Fallon gay kiss

Is it gay if the other woman is you?

A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?

Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.

Thank gay God.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

All Stars 4 is going to have to do more than pad out a reveal video to an hour on YouTube if it hopes to out-gay Dynasty as the most gag-worthy show on television.

Although, Elizabeth Gillies and Nicolette Sheridan as guest judges, hmm? I would live.

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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Dynasty Snowflakes in Hell Kirby champagne

I’m more of a Diamond Nights girl, myself. It’s slightly cheaper.

Do you think Gossip Girl could have made a Paraguayan humanitarian aid mission as enjoyable?

I guess we’ll never know.

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