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The Originals Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Rebekah Claire Holt The Brothers That Care Forgot

That “special guest star” credit makes me sad.

Rebekah and Camille: my two favourite blondes.

Wouldn’t it be incredible if they could somehow join forces as one?

Esther thinks so.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals Ansel impaled Chasing The Devil's Tail

Hey, you’ve gotta be known for something. And getting impaled is Ansel’s something.

It’s glorious.

Klaus is finally learning how to put his daddy issues to bed.

Mikael’s turn, please.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

The Originals Wheel Within The Wheel Klaus Ansel impaled

Limp and lifeless.

Ah, so it’s time for the obligatory dull, flashback episode.

Well, the even-more-flashbacks-than-usual episode.

With special guest star: more daddy issues.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just in case Esther’s evilness was too ambiguous for you, this episode she advocates for the mass murder of humans, performed by child werewolves to activate their curses. In order to grow her army, of course,

Does Esther still believe she’s the good guy?

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 22 – TV Review

Revenge Victoria murders Aiden Execution

But did it have to be Aiden?

Revenge is this year’s most improved show.

And what better way to improve on last year’s Declan-killing finale than by killing off 2 main characters?

And even reviving a 3rd.

So sudsy. So chic.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 21 – TV Review

Revenge Charlotte kidnapped Impetus

“It’s not even on Blu-ray. This is torture!”

I was wrong about the Mystery Man being Charlotte’s kidnapper. Turns out it was Emily and the gang.

That’s 2 episodes in a row that she’s kidnapped someone.

Kudos to you, baby. Taking control of your destiny.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

Revenge Pascal shoots Oscar Chapman Allegiance

“Including the badass muder spree-ing.”

Brace yourselves: Pascal actually does something other than fuck around with his business portfolio this episode.

It looks like shooting people is another thing he and Victoria have in common.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Revenge Emily Nolan Monte Carlo Addiction fabulous fashion

It’s an everyday struggle for her.

Everybody break out your Grace Kelly impressions, because we’re going to Monte Carlo night.

But nobody invite Nicole Kidman. Please.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review

Revenge Patrick shirtless

But the only things I can do on Photoshop are adjust the contrast and use that stupid neon glow filter.

I wish Jack could replace his mummy issues with shirtless boxing.

And Patrick could replace his mummy issues with even more shirtless boxing.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review

Sarah.

Is.

Outta here.

But she didn’t stay away too long last time, so temper your joy.

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