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The Originals Season 5 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals There in the Disappearing Light Hope Hollow nuke

Who do you think you are with those blue contact lenses? Coco Montrese?

In an unrelated note, I saw a Toyota ad today with Ginger Spice from TVD.

See? There is a life after TVD. And it isn’t to keep setting up Hope for that Legacies spin-off.

I’m just not keen, okay?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 19 – TV Review

The Originals When The Levee Breaks Aiden dies

No, really. Look.

Aiden and Josh should never have tempted fate with their shallow, struggle-free romance.

We can’t have happy couples ’round these parts, boys. This is the land of the Elijah/Hayley rift and Klaus and Camille’s seemingly endless unrequited love.

Learn to be a little more tortured next time, Josh. God.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 18 – TV Review

The Originals Night Has A Thousand Eyes Aiden Josh in bed

Yes, I watch Game of Thrones. I just don’t worship it.

Tonight, an Original dies.

Again.

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Revenge Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

Revenge Burn Victoria Louise beach

I’m sure Louise gets that a lot.

Who would have thought that our cutie patootie heiress-in-distress would end up being the key to Emily and Nolan’s greatest downfall?

Are we sure Emily needs to have that no-kill policy? Couldn’t we go PETA style just this once?

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 16 – TV Review

The Originals Save My Soul Klaus

It’s pretty much how we say “hello.”

Chug your Red Bulls now: it’s an exposition episode.

But it’s the exposition episode we needed.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 15 – TV Review

The Originals They All Asked For You Elijah Freya

I’ll take one order of Freya’s hair and Elijah’s everything.

Freya finally takes my advice and fucks off Finn to side with better Originals.

Even Mikael.

But not Esther. Nobody wants Esther.

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The Originals Season 2 Episode 14 – TV Review

The Originals I Love You, Goodbye Elijah hot

It’s no joke.

You’d think I’d be more distracted by the lavish werewolf royal wedding. Or the death of an Original. Or the revival of another. Or the revelation of Hope’s alive status to the world.

But no. The Elijah Hotness Parade is a much higher priority.

Not for Hayley, apparently, though.

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