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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episodes 21 and 22 – TV Review

OUaT The Final Battle Regina Snow curse

I know that one’s a reach. Shut up.

Don’t cry for me because I’m fucking free. Free of OUaT, finally.

Well, of OUaT in its present form.

Season 7: God, why?

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

OUaT A Wondrous Place Aladdin Jasmine True Love's kiss

Who?

Yes, at this dire moment when Hook has been torn from Emma, leaving her vulnerable to Gideon’s attacks, let’s spend an episode with Aladdin and Jasmine, and The Subplot That Literally Doesn’t Matter.

Also, let’s kill that Hook/Emma tension immediately, too.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 9 – TV Review

OUaT Changelings Queenie grimace

I’m with ya, Queenie.

Although, despite all the Belle bullshit, Queenie still manages to rock two new costumes and slay the house down all over the place.

She doesn’t kill Zelena, though. It’s not super surprising, but it is super disappointing.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT Dark Waters Queenie apple

She’s the only reason I’m still watching.

Queenie saves us yet again from the slog of a “who cares?” backstory episode.

This time, it’s Hook. Again. Because we need more of that winding, unintelligible tapestry.

Jesus.

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Once Upon a Time Season 6 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Street Rats Queenie manicure turban

Don’t lie to me, Queenie.

Yes, Queenie queens it up around town this episode. But she hangs out with Zelena while doing it.

Jettison that green ball and chain, Q. You don’t need her. You are virtually immortal, after all.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

I’m so late posting this episode, that I actually got around to posting the Once Upon a Time episode that aired days afterwards before this.

Sometimes I think I might be in danger of having a life.

But then I remember that I still watch Revenge, and I’m brought back down to Earth.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Red Queen Jafar kiss

Just kidding. Unfortunately.

Well, we’ve had Knave’s backstory. Whose turn is it now?

Jafar?

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to wait to see how Anastasia became the Red Queen.

Life is pain.

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