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Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Power Play Sydney AD limo

I’ve had it. Officially.

And the fact that Sydney is still here, and now part of some kind of revamped A Team (the AD Team, I suppose?), isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

Alison being impregnated with Emily’s egg isn’t even the stupidest thing about this episode.

I don’t know if I can go six more rounds with PLL, you guys.

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The Originals Season 1 Episode 2 – TV Review

The Originals Hayley abortion wolfsbane

StarBortions: our logo is just a deflated uterus.

Already?

Cool.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episode 18

Revenge Victoria masquerade ball faint

Bitch parties hard.

The masquerade ball episode of Gossip Girl was one of its best.

Both times.

Revenge, obviously, doesn’t get anywhere near that.

But hey, it’s an excuse for everyone to dress up and look pretty.

And isn’t that what soap operas are all about?

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TV Review: American Horror Story Season 2 Episode 9

American Horror Story Kit Arden chest needle syringe

Yeah, you thought I’d forgotten about that, didn’t you?

How do you top a Christmas episode with a homicidal Santa (hey, Black Xmas was fantastic)?

You commit Lange as a patient, reveal a character is pregnant, have said character perform a coat hanger abortion, and stab Kit the fuck in the chest with a huge-ass needle. All while revealing the identity of present day Bloodyface.

Because that’s how American Horror Story do.

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