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Revenge Season 3 Episode 20 – TV Review

Revenge Pascal helicopter death Revolution

“Thank goodness this helicopter is here to blow it around so I can blame it on that.”

Pascal kills someone by shooting them, Conrad kills someone by pushing them into a helicopter rotor blade.

All’s fair in love and soap opera.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 19 – TV Review

OUaT David Snow curse A Curious Thing

I’m not even making it up.

Everyone’s memories are back, and thank God for that.

Let’s get on with it then, guys?

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 18 – TV Review

Revenge Mason Treadwell season 3 prison

Things just got middle-aged sassy.

God, when was the last time we saw Mason? Almost 18 months ago?

Oh no. Season 2 is seeping back in.

Please, no.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review

OUaT Zelena Regina cutthroat razor

“This is how people say ‘please,’ right?”

It’s not easy being green.

Especially when you’re a bratty, mummy issues orphan with a wicked (ugh) entitlement complex.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 13 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Jafar Red Queen ship

“But we’ll leave you looking fabulous, darling.”

To ABC’s credit, this actually does feel like a proper finale.

If they somehow managed to get renewed, I don’t know how they’re going to bullshit their way out of this ending.

It’s a good thing.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review

Revenge Emily Nolan Monte Carlo Addiction fabulous fashion

It’s an everyday struggle for her.

Everybody break out your Grace Kelly impressions, because we’re going to Monte Carlo night.

But nobody invite Nicole Kidman. Please.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 12 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Amara Jafar mirror battle

Cyrus. Thankfully.

Amara’s back, bitches.

Her first act? Accidentally cause Cyrus to be impaled and die.

She really failed those kids, hey?

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