Sadly, it’s not Toby.
And I’m not going to tell you who does die.
Until after this sentence.
Any doubts as to the physical nature of Aria and Ezra’s relationship are now put to bed.
Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.
But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.
Season 5? Really?
Yes, it’s 7 May, which means it’s time for an I Just Hate Everything anniversary.
And seeing as TV has been closer to my heart than movies this year, we’ll start off our birthday reminiscence with the top 5 TV shows of the past year, for whatever reason. If you haven’t seen last year’s list, here you go.
Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She’s lucky she looks good as a noir dame.
Our count is now 10 say freak, 9 say chic.
It feels wrong to just have Alison around, now.
4 and a half seasons of her being a mere phantom, and now she’s just like “Yo. Don’t mind me. I’m just chillin.'”
Not to worry, though, because this episode is all an elaborate exhaustion fantasy in Spencer’s drug-addled mind.
ABC Family: where you can go from zero to drug addict in the span of 2 episodes.