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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 12 – TV Review

PLL Toby car crash Taking This One To The Grave

Oh, Toby. If only.

Sadly, it’s not Toby.

And I’m not going to tell you who does die.

Until after this sentence.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 11 – TV Review

PLL Melissa The Secret video confessional

Lesson learned: don’t break up with Paul Wesley.

The good news is that Melissa finally spills The Secret.

The bad news is that Ravenswood is not only mentioned, but Caleb’s issues with it dominate a subplot.

Oh. The horror.

And horror, ironically, was one of the things Ravenswood itself couldn’t achieve.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review

PLL Aria Ezra sex back naked

Aria: putting the “sex with your teacher” in “family.”

Any doubts as to the physical nature of Aria and Ezra’s relationship are now put to bed.

Literally.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review

PLL Aria in bed

I would have gone with “You’re a teacher-fucking murderess.”

Well, I might be getting my wish after all:

A is still absent, and it’s Mona’s hit squad all the way.

Now all we need is to #BanTheHoodie.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Season 5 premiere Shana dead

Dear God, it’s just like Ravenswood.

Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.

But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

Season 5? Really?

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The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of

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Yes, it’s 7 May, which means it’s time for an I Just Hate Everything anniversary.

And seeing as TV has been closer to my heart than movies this year, we’ll start off our birthday reminiscence with the top 5 TV shows of the past year, for whatever reason. If you haven’t seen last year’s list, here you go.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Shadow Play noir Alison

“How ever did you know?”

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She’s lucky she looks good as a noir dame.
Our count is now 10 say freak, 9 say chic.

It feels wrong to just have Alison around, now.

4 and a half seasons of her being a mere phantom, and now she’s just like “Yo. Don’t mind me. I’m just chillin.'”

Not to worry, though, because this episode is all an elaborate exhaustion fantasy in Spencer’s drug-addled mind.

ABC Family: where you can go from zero to drug addict in the span of 2 episodes.

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