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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 1 – TV Review

PLL Season 5 premiere Shana dead

Dear God, it’s just like Ravenswood.

Just kidding. Nothing’s as abhorrent as Ravenswood.

But I’m not kidding about how much I just don’t give a shit about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

Season 5? Really?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 22 – TV Review

PLL Jessica sneaks on Spencer A

Being a secretive weirdo is a Dilaurentis family tradition.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Good grief, this makes it 3 in a row that don’t blow.
Our count is now 10 deplorable, 12 adorable.

So, we have a new A suspect.

She’s a mature age student.

Induce your groans now.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 20 – TV Review

PLL Aria Ezra ski lift

YES.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
She’s monochroming her way to even levels. That sneaky bitch.
Our count is now 10 blech, 10 heck (yeah).

So are we done with our drug hallucinations?

Good. Moving on.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 18 – TV Review

PLL Ezra Aria cabin

“Uhh…” -Ezra

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
Things go a bit each way, but she’s not getting the benefit of the doubt this time.
Our count is now 10 whatever, 8 are better.

Do you really expect there to be any joy in an episode titled “Hot For Teacher?”

There’s a little bit, I suppose.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Mona Ezra

Because you’re sweet but insubstantial, baby.

Hanna Fashionistard Counter:
This episode features a whopping 7 outfits for H-Bomb, but they’re mostly agreeable.
Our count is now 8 get the flick, 6 with a tick.

I’m gonna preface this review by saying I’m disenchanted with PLL at the moment. During the Christmas break, I thought I’d better catch up on the scores of DVDs I’d unnecessarily purchased but hadn’t gotten around to watching yet. One of those was PLL Season 3.

And after smashing through it over only 2 days, my eyes are reopened to the endlessly padded soap opera that is Pretty Little Liars.

It’s still better than Ravenswood, though.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review

OUaT Hook Tinkerbell knife flirt

The words we’d been waiting for him to say.

Major character death?

Entire setting destroyed?

Every character except the lead is gone?

Are we sure this is only a mid-season finale?

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 8 – TV Review

Once Wonderland Alice Cyrus bleeding dying

I wished it for us all.

Alice doesn’t die, so settle down.

Maybe one day, but not today.

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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Season 1 Episode 7 – TV Review

I’m so late posting this episode, that I actually got around to posting the Once Upon a Time episode that aired days afterwards before this.

Sometimes I think I might be in danger of having a life.

But then I remember that I still watch Revenge, and I’m brought back down to Earth.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review

OUaT Emma shoot Pan

Is this not America?

Sadly, Emma doesn’t murder Henry.

Can she do anything right?

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Regina drinks potion Save Henry

I consider binge drinking to be the appropriate response to any situation, though.

The apocalyptically bad thing is that this episode is titled “Save Henry.”

And I was like “Can we not?”

And then Once Upon a Time was like “Okay, let’s not.”

God is real, people.

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