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Heathers Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Heathers Reindeer Games Veronica smoking

Veronica Sawyer? More like Veronica Smoker, right? No?

I was ready to jump all over Heathers for inserting a first person view gimmick episode into the mix when things are already so messy.

But amid the distraction of said gimmick, the story actually finds some thankful clarity.

And some explosives.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 15 – TV Review

PLL Do Not Disturb Emily

Shay, honey. You haven’t got anything else.

I think my favourite part about this second half of the season has got to be that Pretty Little Liars is making Cece’s murder the new big, important mystery

Because Pretty Little Liars seems to think that anyone, anywhere, would give even a quarter of a fuck about Cece.

Why wasn’t PLL nominated in the Comedy categories at the Golden Globes?

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 13 – TV Review

PLL The Gloves Are On Lucas

There seems to be a lot of that going around lately.

Lucas’ unnecessary return aside, I’m glad to say this is actually an engaging episode of Pretty Little Liars.

The soap suds are thick, as expected, but they don’t get in the way of the actual plot.

So I suppose this is our final hope spot before it all comes tumbling down.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 3 – TV Review

PLL Songs of Experience Liars

They really need to re-edit the opening, too.

I think it’s time to prepare for the apocalypse, because this week marks three uncomplicated PLL episodes in a row.

Surely this can’t keep up.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 25 – TV Review

PLL Welcome to the Dollhouse Toby Roma A lair

I feel you, Roma.

Well, PLL has officially, 100% jumped the shark. Hard.

You thought that Ravenswood crap was terrible?

Oh, honey. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 19 – TV Review

PLL Out, Damned Spot Mike torso abs

No wonder there’s so much paedophilia in Rosewood. All the twelve year-olds are shredded. Except Caleb.

Well, PLL is seriously pushing Mike as A/an A co-conspirator.

And we get more Johnny this episode.

Just what we wanted.

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Pretty Little Liars Season 5 Episode 14 – TV Review

PLL Through A Glass Darkly Aria crying

Because justice is an illusion. And Spencer is going to be fucking 30 by then.

As I mentioned in my New Year’s Eve post, I don’t give a fuck about Pretty Little Liars anymore.

So with that in mind, here we go.

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