I know I’ll regret it, but I’m calling it early: Dynasty is the new Gossip Girl.
Not only have we got fabulous parties every episode and arbitrary bitchiness, but this episode cements the fact that Dynasty is also gonna give us delectable fashion.
See Fallon’s power suit up there? That wasn’t even for the ironic 80s party. This is her regular day wear.
After the phenomenal It Follows, I had high hopes for The Guest. It has a similar, 80s throwback style to it; director Adam Wingard’s previous film was the above-average slasher You’re Next; and Dan Stevens has ditched doughy Matthew Crawley and gotten cut as fuck.
Well, I suppose I deserve to be punished for my optimism.
You’d think an episode of PLL where there’s a discovery of a dead body, a sinking of a police car to hide evidence, and the psychotic breakdown of one of the Liars would be pretty stellar.
You’d be wrong.
As was I.
Tonight, an Original dies…
The one with the least character development and importance to the plot so far.
So, you know, Kol.