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Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review

Scream Queens Thanksgiving Chanel Emma Roberts

You were in Scream 4, Emma. You were somebody. And now you’re… this.

Well, the good news is that this episode isn’t as scum bucket-y as last week‘s.

The bad news is that Scream Queens is trying to pull an eleventh hour moral turnaround on Chanel, a girl who just last episode happily thought she’d murdered a love rival. So she could secure a seat at a dinner.

And I say “thought” because it turns out Lea isn’t dead, after all.

So last episode was a total wash.

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American Horror Story Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

American Horror Story Coven Jessica Lange


Oh, baby. Never leave me out here alone again.

It’s been, like, 9 months. That’s too long.

But god, it looks like it was worth the wait.

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Once Upon a Time Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Once Upon a Time Neverland season 3 premiere

“We’re going to eat Emma first, right?” -Regina

Can Once Upon a Time really keep getting better?

According to this episode, the answer to that question is “yes.”

But Henry is back to being the most important character evar again, so I’ve still got something to complain about.

ABC watches out for me.

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Revenge Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review

Revenge season 3 premiere Victoria

Can you believe it?

Season 3. Wow.

If nothing else, Revenge’s longevity in the face of its shameful mediocrity is inspiring.

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Wondering Why I Hate Wonderland – Blog

Wonderland cast

So. Fucking. Difficult.

Wait, never mind. I figured it out.

If The Descendants was First World Problems: The Movie (though it has some competition), then Wonderland is First World Problems: The TV Series.

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Game of Thrones Season 3 – Season Review

Game of Thrones season 3 Tyrion wine drinking

Tyrion gets it.

I’d just like to point out how fucking disappointing the season finale was (just watched it, so my groaning is fresh).

Talk about some boring epilogue shit. Fucking American Horror Story season 2 would snigger at that. And they did it over 2 episodes.


Otherwise, season 3 was at least a step up from its predecessor.

It’s progress. That’s really the best we can hope for.

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5 Second Films: “Pay for our movie so we don’t have to.” – Blog

5 Second Films Kickstarter

Nope, my bad. I am.

I’ll preface this by saying that I have been a loyal 5SF fan ever since I got my first iPhone back in late 2010 and discovered the joy of watching YouTube in bed.

Despite some banality, which isn’t surprising considering they’ve literally posted a video every weekday for 5 years, they do a pretty good job. No hate (irony. Because I’m awful).

What I’m not too keen on is this Kickstarter they’re doing to fund a feature film.

Here’s why.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 14

Pretty Little Liars Mona knife she's better now

It doesn’t count as overplugging the meme if it’s used in its proper context. So shutup.

It’s like…I’m still not over how sublimely dramatic episode 12 was, you know?

Will I be forced to never be able to top that experience?

Surely PLL will deliver.

But not this week.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 13

Pretty Little Liars Emily Barbarella Paige Halloween

Paige is fucking lucky. Holy shit.

Ermagherd, are you still reeling from last episode? I am.

Well it’s time for another Halloween episode.

Last year’s was pretty amazing, so my hopes are high. Higher than Emily’s slut boots.

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TV Review: Pretty Little Liars Season 3 Episode 9

Pretty Little Liars Noel Kahn Jenna party Truth

“So you should definitely engage us in a game where we can publicly expose your terrible secrets.”

Cece’s back, bitchez!

Which means drinking, sass, and blondeness.

Also, an extremely serious game of Truth.

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