Well, it’s New Year’s Eve and I feel obligated to do some sort of year end post.
I’m saving my Best Of stuff for I Just Hate Everything’s anniversary in May, so I’ll just leave a few tidbits here.
I wouldn’t take up too much of your valuable drinking time. I’m doing a couple of packs of Mishka knock-off Cruisers tonight.
Yeah, I’m cool.
Unlike Carrie White, I do have friends.
I know it’s hard to believe, so fuck you, here they are in action.
So if you feel like resting your ears on some Dirty Pillows, that’s the podcast for you.
And if you scour those episodes carefully, you might even hear your master’s voice.
That’s me, fyi.
Seriously, who is voting for Jade?
Out of all the existent, multi-faceted human beings to grace Big Brother this year (okay, there weren’t that many), how has the glorified, blonde houseplant made it to the final 3?
At least Layla was lovably dumb.
EDIT: About an hour after I posted this, Big Brother had their Late Night Feast special where the Housemates got drunk (and a wicked case of wine lips). And Tim totally brought up boat people, and although it wasn’t a huge fight, I’m claiming it, bitches. I’m leaving the original post in-tact, but Tim’s should actually read Accurate, and my final score should actually be 6 Accurate and 9 Wrong. Maybe I am psychic.
We’re almost a month into Big Brother Australia 2013, and after 3 evictions, a few of my prediction deadlines have passed.
So let’s see how I did.
It’s not good.
It’s not Movie 43-level bad. But it’s bad.
I was going to do a post about Anita Sarkeesian’s latest stinker, but Inuit Inua already covered that for me. She’s so reliable.
Instead, here’s another shitpost about Big Brother Australia 2013, where I make yet more unfounded claims against the new housemates.
I mean, why else would you come here?