I Spit On Your Grave 2 – It’s Not Shit
“Nothing. You have a nude scene. Did you not read the script?”
I haven’t posted an It’s Not Shit since 9 September (thanks, Sinister).
Which tells you a bit about the calibre of films I’ve been watching lately.
And who knew a shameless, unoriginal sequel like this would be the combo breaker?
It’s a cruel world.
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The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia – CBF Review
“And I’m not even black. God!”
Another post, another CBF Review for a horror/thriller film.
Maybe I’m not really a fan of the genre, and my whole film fan identity is a lie?
Or maybe this is just a mediocre sequel to a mediocrity-straddling (apart from the radiant Virginia Madsen) original?
It’s the latter. I’m sure.
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Arrow Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review
Shutup, baby. He knows it.
Hot People And Awesome Lighting is back for season 2, everyone!
Oh, it’s called Arrow? What?
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Beauty & the Beast – Discontinued
Why count sheep, when you can count Cat’s lack of independence?
I haven’t got time to waste on following this show.
And given just how empty my life is, that says a lot.
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Grimm Season 2 – Season Review
“Shutup baby, I know it.”
Like Happy Endings, I had been watching Grimm on the DL.
Unlike Happy Endings, I’m happy to review this show. Because it’s often awful.
But damn, David Giuntoli is attractive. And he’s a nice, Italian boy I can take home to mama.
If he’s still the lead character, I’ll keep watching this show until it dies (hopefully soon, because it’s pretty bad).
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Season Review: Game of Thrones Season 2
Bitch needs some extra strength Mortein.
I’d like to thank Teylen, a loyal commenter here on I Just Hate Everything, for giving me the motivation to finally put this up.
I actually watched season 2 over a couple of days back in March, but have been putting off posting about it because my post about season 1 was such a piece of shit.
See, even I can be self-aware sometimes.
Whatever. The point is: I’m going to try to be less offensive this time ’round, but if you do have any complaints, I’m offloading all responsibility to Teylen.
Because the Internet allows me to spout my opinions and blame someone else for my ignorance. If tumblr feminism has taught me anything, it’s that.
