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The Apparition – Film Review

The Apparition Ashley Greene

No, Stephenie! Don’t listen to her. She’s crazy.

You’d think I would have had enough of shitty, empty horror movies this week.

Apparently I need to be a bit more discerning in my search for the next Absentia.

Or at least have the sense to stay away from anything featuring a Twilight refugee in a lead role.

My bad, guys.

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TV Review: Revenge Season 2 Episodes 21 and 22

Revenge Victoria

Considering how real shit is about to get, I thought I’d start off with something light.

The last time there was a double episode finale I wasn’t ready.

This time I knew it was coming and, considering this is Revenge and not 30 Rock, I was quite ready for it to all be over.

But dammit, ABC. Now I actually want to watch next season. I’ve come so far.

They must have sucked the effort out of the Once Upon a Time finale and injected it here.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episodes 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Snooki & JWoww Ryder bed Cancun

Omg, ikr?

So if you haven’t noticed (I’m not that deluded. I know you haven’t), I kinda just stopped doing Snooki & JWoww. I haven’t watched an episode in almost 2 months.

It was a combination of going on holiday for a week, which ended up coinciding with 2 episodes, thus fucking up my entire schedule.

Also, this show is boring and I’ve had no compulsion to return to it in 2 fucking months.

But seeing as Jersey season 6 (the last one! Nooo!) is about to start this week, I figured I better wrap this shit up.

Get ready for some abridged fucking reviews.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 22

Once Upon a Time Regina crying cry Henry pillow sad

Now what will I complain about? …huh? Season 2 starts in about 2 weeks? Well, then.

Oh, thank fuck, we’re finally here.

And to be honest, this season finale does a pretty good job of redeeming this otherwise dull series.

Also, I actually felt genuine emotion for a character for the first time. I’m gettin’ soft.

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Film Review: Breaking Wind

Breaking Wind Edward Jacob Kiss

It’s only a parody, but it’s the closest those fangirls are ever gonna get.

I know I know I know.

Guaranteed garbage, amirite? An easy target?

Not really, apparently.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 10

Once Upon a Time Rumplestiltskin Robert Carlyle evil

“Now give me your SOUL! What?”

David and Mary: proving themselves the masters of zero-stakes melodrama.

Also, dwarves.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 4

Snooki Duck Face

Snooki practices her audition for Duck Hunt: The Movie. What? Fucking Battleship happened. Don’t tempt fate.

Roger isn’t in this episode.






Luckily, the Jersey Shore castmates help fill the gap.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 1

Snooki & JWoww episode 1

Being pregnant sucks! Waah!

Okay, so I actually watched the right episode this time. Still appreciated the clip show, though.

I didn’t think I could find anything to tide me over until Jersey Shore comes back (and the season 5 DVDs still haven’t been fucking released yet), but I’m thinkin’ S&J might just be what I need.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 0

Snooki & JWoww season 1 boobs

Needs more silicone.

Fuck yeah, finally a good Jersey Shore spinoff (Pauly D’s show is terrible).

Pity this isn’t it.

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TV Review: Once Upon a Time Season 1 Episode 4

Jesus Christ, after last episode’s skull-shreddingly uninteresting crap, I would have been happy with anything this time. Like, watching the Kardashians sober anything. I’m that desperate.

Luckily, it delivered.

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