Dynasty Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Is it gay if the other woman is you?

A Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence, and a Fallon same-sex (and same person) kiss?

Wow, Dynasty. You’ve really out-gayed yourself this time.

Thank gay God.

Dynasty Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Dynasty Queen of Cups Fallon leopard print dress

But she had a good run.

All Stars 4 is going to have to do more than pad out a reveal video to an hour on YouTube if it hopes to out-gay Dynasty as the most gag-worthy show on television.

Although, Elizabeth Gillies and Nicolette Sheridan as guest judges, hmm? I would live.

November 11, 2018

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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Riverdale The Midnight Club Fred Alice kiss

I think I might just have a 90s fashion fetish.

Get your nostalgia goggles on and prepare to be confused what decade you’re in, as we get the hotly awaited flashback episode where all our main teen cast portray their parents in the 90s, but the show kind of forgets and instead thinks it’s an 80s reference episode.

But the lewks are delish, so it’s okay.

November 10, 2018

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Charmed Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

I have such a range of emotions.

I know, I know. I just said I was on the edge of dumping Legacies, too. But this isn’t for the same reasons.

I want to dump Legacies because it’s a vacant, boring sludge of a show that I can barely muster any excitement for.

With Charmed? Well, Charmed is just a little bit too cute and simple. And you know what? In a world of needlessly grim, “prestige TV” shows, cute and simple isn’t a bad thing.

It’s just a cute and simple thing.