The Originals Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review
Whatever happened to Danny from Teen Wolf?
Nah, just kidding. Klaus doesn’t hook up with Josh.
But what he does do is arbitrarily kill some barely-named, nothing minor characters.
This is the kind of quality content we’ve been looking for in our final season, right?
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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 22 – TV Review
Which is fitting, because Dynasty is now the best version of itself, too.
Dynasty doesn’t drop the ball in its season finale.
Let your pearls be unclutched. We did it, baby.
The challenge is now on for you, Riverdale.
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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 21 – TV Review
But, like, yeah. It is.
At multiple points in my notes for this episode I wrote “This episode is too fucking much.”
Which for Riverdale is exactly the right amount.
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Anniversary 2018: The Top 5 Movies of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of
I haven’t posted a single movie review on I Just Hate Everything in the past year.
I’m sorry. I know how important it is to have a stranger complain to you about movies on the Internet. It’s the reason why I subscribe to r/movies.
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Anniversary 2018: The Top 5 TV Shows of the Past Year (For Whatever Reason) – Best Of
Another year, another moment to reflect on the fact that I watch too many CW shows.
But hey, at least I gave up on Valor after only two episodes. I love Christina Ochoa, but I’m not that devoted, CW.
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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 21 – TV Review
Except my sunglasses are $7 and they’re from Bargain City and they’re broken and I don’t wear sunglasses anymore.
Call me a white girl, because Dynasty just keeps getting better, and I literally can’t even.
And they also somehow managed to fit in more incest.
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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 20 – TV Review
I’d say they were due to flashbacks, but that wouldn’t be entirely accurate.
You know what would make this already-strained by too many new, unnecessary characters soap opera in its long-past-due seventh season with a half-in-half-out reboot more grounded and relatable?
Time travel. Of course.
