Riverdale Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Riverdale Death Proof Cheryl race start

“Get me a goddamn bus.”

Cheryl’s off the bench this episode, and not used as a plot prop for an attempted rape this time.

But then she goes and spoils it all by doing something stupid like acting like a rational human being.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 6 – TV Review

OUaT Wake Up Call Regina day drag

This is not the first, nor will it be the last time I compare Regina to a drag queen.
She is the Gina Liano of OUaT.

This episode is titled Wake Up Call.

And thank goodness it is.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Dynasty Company Slut champagne fountain

It’s tiny, but I’ll take it.

Sadly, nobody gets pushed into the fountain.

But somebody does get wet.

This is not a pun.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Riverdale When a Stranger Calls Cheryl

Off the bench and into the damsel in distress role.

You know, my inner SJW was ready to rail against Cheryl being brought back into focus only to be immediately made a damsel in distress.

But that’s kinda been her role the whole show, and it was used to brilliant effect last season.

So I’ll allow it.

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Once Upon a Time Season 7 Episode 5 – TV Review

OUaT Greenbacks Adelaide Kane

Come on, Season 7. Let’s get slightly more interesting.

Step aside, Victoria.

No, seriously. You’re an embarrassment.

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Dynasty Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Dynasty Private as a Circus Fallon

Usually they’re black, though.

Sadly, if we’re going to continue giving Dynasty the Gossip Girl comparisons, I suppose that comes with the requisite “business stuff” that later-in-life GG kept parading around.

At least there’s still plenty of sex involved.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Riverdale The Town That Dreaded Sundown Archie shirtless

It’s okay, Veronica. We all do.

So, Archie isn’t just unhinged.

He’s literally homicidal.

As am I. Because Cheryl is benched yet again.

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