Dynasty Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
Pictured: me after watching this week’s Dynasty.
Honestly, gays, do we even need Drag Race to come back when Dynasty is giving us this level of camp?
My jush juices never stopped flowing this whole forty minutes.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
It can’t be all shirtless dudes all the time.
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Just kidding. Scroll down.
That’s right, bitches. It’s a Liam and Fallon caper episode.
And even when it’s against his will, he’s still kinda game. And I respect that.
Though, to be clear, doing things without consent, even when it’s a woman doing it to a man, is not cool. Do you hear that, Dominique?
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
If only the breakup scene could have been shirtless, too.
Oh, Fletcher. We hardly knew ye.
But don’t worry about that basic white guy shirtlessness deficit. Adam’s got that covered.
Kirby likey.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 10 – TV Review
Although, to be fair, it doesn’t really take much to be better than Riverdale these days.
I’ve gotta say, I was getting my absolute life this episode. I wrote the phrase “Fuck, I love Dynasty” in my notes more than once.
Even dear Cristal got to shine this episode.
Dynasty is my one shining light against the apocalypse that is 2020 so far.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 9 – TV Review
Spoilers be damned, the world deserves to feel the same relief I did.
I mean, Adam doesn’t die either and it turns out the fall wasn’t that bad, anyway.
But it’s the principle of the matter!
The principle being Liam’s continued stranglehold on my libido.
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Ciao, 2019 – Blog
It’s finally over. What is it with years in this decade ending in multiples of three being just the worst?
Nothing like ending the year on The Rise of Skywalker and Cats to leave a lasting taste in your mouth about 2019, huh?
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Riverdale – Discontinued
More like I’ll miss you only.
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Maybe Alice, too.
I’m doing it. I’m standing up for myself.
Because what’s braver than complaining on an obscure blog about a TV show that has millions of fans and will never even know about me?
Nothing. Nothing’s braver.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 8 – TV Review
Don’t do it, CW! Dare to defy!
Did you really think Dynasty could get everyone into a courtroom and then resist trotting out the Alexis reveal?
And I’m so glad for their lack of willpower. Because it is camp, bitch.
Still kinda waiting for Nathalie Kelley to jump out of a box, though. That would be the gag of the entire series.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
We all know Alice would be unbeatable in the reading challenge.
There is hope yet for anyone who wants more out of Riverdale, as this episode mostly succeeds at the gargantuan task of trying to ground the drama across every subplot.
Sure, the episode winds down by still dipping its toe into this Stonewall Prep, every-Hardy-Boys-author-gets-murdered stupidity. But hey, at least the demonic doll is put to bed on the Cheryl front.
As for Betty? Not a lot on. So the Betty-only Report is gon’ be quick.
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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
I often joke about how this show is made for me. But, like, what if it actually was?
It was going to be a tough ask to compete with the Thanksgiving episodes of seasons past (could anything ever out-gay the Wizard of Oz fantasy sequence?), and this episode sadly doesn’t live up to those standards.
But goddamn, the closing scene got me in what I will happily proclaim is the gag of the season.
And with dreamy bedroom eyes Liam opening the episode, it’s not a bad sandwich. The turkey’s just a little dry in the middle. That’s all.
