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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Under the Dome Big Jim The Red Door

“You know we can’t deliver, right?”

You know what I would do if I was able to escape a death trap dome nightmare?

Immediately find a way back in.

It looks like Barbie, Pauline, Sam, and Lyle think like I do.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Under the Dome Barbie Hunter

On the outside, he’s more into perky little nerd boys who happen to look like models. As are we all.

Just kidding. Nothing that spectacular could ever happen on this show.

I’ll just have to settle for some lukewarm conspiracy dramz.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Under the Dome egg cave chasm pink Zenith

Look at Julia. Being a bad influence and shit.

Well well, Under the Dome. Nice to see you finally find some outward momentum.

It only took us 7 episodes.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Under the Dome egg pink stars

We’ve waited so long.

Well, it was a nice break, but we’re back to the “random dome threat of the week” formula.

Luckily, it’s nothing the fish-brained, gullible people of Chester’s Mill can’t fix.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Under the Dome Phil Carolyn hostage knife

She did not leave the CW for this shit.

Phil might be a crummy sheriff, but will he have better luck as a knife-wielding villain?

No.

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca crazy eyes poison holy water swine flu

I’ll stop talking about Rebecca’s crazy eyes when she stops making them.

Does it help that Rebecca is actually staring down an off-screen single mother and her child, who she plans on murdering, along with everyone else in this church?

It doesn’t, does it?

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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Under the Dome Rebecca red rain

I’m getting something more along the lines of “Master of Doom and Hellfire.”

Golly gosh, maybe my dreams of Rebecca becoming our new villain could be true?

At the very least, she’s shaping up to be a fantastic Evil Advisor for our suddenly-mellow Big Jim.

Set him back on the right path, baby.

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