The Originals Season 5 Episode 8 – TV Review
Should we make Kameron an honorary Mikaelson? Her last name’s almost there as it is.
Wait, so you’re telling me an episode that features meaningful conflict and stakes between established main characters is better than wading through suddenly-prophecies and nobody vampire Nazis?
That’s crazy.
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 7 – TV Review
Forget her, Elijah. She’s just vampire Nazi trash.
I’d like to first start this post by correcting an error I made last episode: there was Hollow-quake action at the house when Elijah and Klaus were fighting. Remember that random hail? Yeah, I didn’t last week, either.
But if a Hollow-quake happens in the woods, but it doesn’t affect the scene in any way and only pretends to be important when it’s brought up by a C-list character in the next episode in a suddenly-prophecy, does it make a story-impactful sound?
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 6 – TV Review
Looks like the Elijah Sex Face Parade is gonna have some stiff competition with the Fuck Me Daddy Klaus Eyes.
My final note after watching this episode was “what the fuck were the writers thinking?”
And to be fair, we haven’t reached I. Marlene King levels of WTFery yet.
But seriously?
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 5 – TV Review
The Hotness Parade has evolved.
But if he’s not doing it with Hayley, do we even want it?
Also Antoinette actually is a secret villain or is she hyuck hyuck.
Really, The Originals?
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 4 – TV Review
Whatever happened to Danny from Teen Wolf?
Nah, just kidding. Klaus doesn’t hook up with Josh.
But what he does do is arbitrarily kill some barely-named, nothing minor characters.
This is the kind of quality content we’ve been looking for in our final season, right?
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 3 – TV Review
It was well worth the wait.
You know, a pitch for a bottle episode in only the third outing of the season, and featuring a main character with explosive amnesia and one of the major disappointments of OUaT’s final (real) season, wouldn’t have gotten a yes from me.
And I would have been wrong.
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The Originals Season 5 Episode 2 – TV Review
We’ve come a long way. #itgetsbetter
Sure, it gets better for the gays. But what about picked-on nerdy werewolf-now-hybrid high school geeks?
Buh bye, Henry.
