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The Originals Season 4 Episode 13 – TV Review

The Originals The Feast of All Sinners Elijah

“Okay.”

Seriously, how did The Originals get renewed?

The ratings are lacklustre.

TVD is dead, so the CW’s not hanging onto it out of loyalty to the parent show.

And this episode feels completely like a series finale.

Who is Julie Plec blackmailing?

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 12 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo Child Elijah handsome

With a face like that, I don’t care how many Red Doors he has in his soulscape.

It’s becoming a sincere disappointment that The Originals, which has been pretty good at keeping its characters’ shit together, even when the plot was at times a tensionless, weasel-filled disaster, is having Hayley act so irrationally.

Fine, then. Fuck off. Elijah will be dripping in new ‘tang so fast it’ll be like you never existed.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 11 – TV Review

The Originals A Spirit Here That Won't Be Broken Jackson cameo

When did Hayley’s brain fall out?

No, seriously: what the fuck, Hayley?

Also, I’m still unclear on how the Crescents are not biologically related. So no, Hayley. Jackson was not the better choice.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 10 – TV Review

The Originals Phantomesque Davina resurrected

Don’t sign for it. Refuse delivery.

You know what the weirdest thing about shrinking a The Originals season to only thirteen episodes is?

Rebekah’s already been dragged back.

Also, Davina’s here.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review

The Originals Queen of Death Elijah sexy

You could say it’s a… hotness parade.

When I said last week that I wanted a status quo change, I didn’t mean kill Elijah.

Fuck.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review

The Originals Voodoo In My Blood Davina ancestral plane

We’re all as surprised as you are, Davina.

Yes, can you believe it, The Originals is getting another season.

And I’m not complaining, but, like, why?

Oh, well. At least this is another insult to TVD. And that makes me happy.

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The Originals Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review

The Originals High Water and a Devil's Daughter Freay Keelin gay kiss

To be fair, most things happen in the dark on The Originals.

They stole Josh’s bit. What use does he have anymore, then?

Be afraid, Josh.

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