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Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww

Snooki & JWoww baby shower presents

“Get it away from me!”

I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:

I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episodes 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

Snooki & JWoww Ryder bed Cancun

Omg, ikr?

So if you haven’t noticed (I’m not that deluded. I know you haven’t), I kinda just stopped doing Snooki & JWoww. I haven’t watched an episode in almost 2 months.

It was a combination of going on holiday for a week, which ended up coinciding with 2 episodes, thus fucking up my entire schedule.

Also, this show is boring and I’ve had no compulsion to return to it in 2 fucking months.

But seeing as Jersey season 6 (the last one! Nooo!) is about to start this week, I figured I better wrap this shit up.

Get ready for some abridged fucking reviews.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 7

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger lap dance drag queen

I never thought I’d be so jealous of a drag queen.

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.

Last time on I Just Hate Everything we asked if the Roger/Jenni phone call with the shouting and the lawsuit (ie: actual drama) would be interesting.

It’s not. Just like the majority of this show.

But, you know. Snooki. And Jwoww.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 6

Snooki & Jwoww Jenni phone roger suing no makeup surgery plastic

In related news, Jocelyn Wildenstein is now doing doubling work. Meg Ryan not impressed.

Roger is barely in this episode at all.

Needless to say, fuck you MTV.

Fuck. You.

Also, adorable dogs.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 5

The Glee Project Jionni Roger kick fail

Hidden Toe Fracture.

I’m starting to feel like the producers of Snooki & JWoww don’t really care about the titular duo.

Every episode Roger steals the show. And this week even fucking Jionni gets more interesting scenes than the girls.

I’m down for the Roger & Jion-wow spinoff.

Don’t laugh. MTV would totally do it.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 4

Snooki Duck Face

Snooki practices her audition for Duck Hunt: The Movie. What? Fucking Battleship happened. Don’t tempt fate.

Roger isn’t in this episode.

And.

That.

Is.

Not.

Okay.

Luckily, the Jersey Shore castmates help fill the gap.

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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 3

Snooki & JWoww Jionni Roger

Now kiss!

They should just rename this the “Roger is an obscenely awesome boss show.”

And the girls go to a sex museum, so there’s that.

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