Discontinued: Snooki & JWoww
“Get it away from me!”
I’d say that it makes me sad to say this, but that would be a lie:
I will not be posting about Snooki & JWoww season 2 (or 3 etc, if God is truly cruel enough to allow that).
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episodes 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
Omg, ikr?
So if you haven’t noticed (I’m not that deluded. I know you haven’t), I kinda just stopped doing Snooki & JWoww. I haven’t watched an episode in almost 2 months.
It was a combination of going on holiday for a week, which ended up coinciding with 2 episodes, thus fucking up my entire schedule.
Also, this show is boring and I’ve had no compulsion to return to it in 2 fucking months.
But seeing as Jersey season 6 (the last one! Nooo!) is about to start this week, I figured I better wrap this shit up.
Get ready for some abridged fucking reviews.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 7
I never thought I’d be so jealous of a drag queen.
Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there.
Last time on I Just Hate Everything we asked if the Roger/Jenni phone call with the shouting and the lawsuit (ie: actual drama) would be interesting.
It’s not. Just like the majority of this show.
But, you know. Snooki. And Jwoww.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 6
In related news, Jocelyn Wildenstein is now doing doubling work. Meg Ryan not impressed.
Roger is barely in this episode at all.
Needless to say, fuck you MTV.
Fuck. You.
Also, adorable dogs.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 5
Hidden Toe Fracture.
I’m starting to feel like the producers of Snooki & JWoww don’t really care about the titular duo.
Every episode Roger steals the show. And this week even fucking Jionni gets more interesting scenes than the girls.
I’m down for the Roger & Jion-wow spinoff.
Don’t laugh. MTV would totally do it.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 4
Snooki practices her audition for Duck Hunt: The Movie. What? Fucking Battleship happened. Don’t tempt fate.
Roger isn’t in this episode.
And.
That.
Is.
Not.
Okay.
Luckily, the Jersey Shore castmates help fill the gap.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 3
Now kiss!
They should just rename this the “Roger is an obscenely awesome boss show.”
And the girls go to a sex museum, so there’s that.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 2
You will soon learn that I have developed more than a crush on Roger. I mean me. Not Jenni. Me.
A shallow review for a shallow show?
Yes.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 1
Being pregnant sucks! Waah!
Okay, so I actually watched the right episode this time. Still appreciated the clip show, though.
I didn’t think I could find anything to tide me over until Jersey Shore comes back (and the season 5 DVDs still haven’t been fucking released yet), but I’m thinkin’ S&J might just be what I need.
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TV Review: Snooki & JWoww Season 1 Episode 0
Needs more silicone.
Fuck yeah, finally a good Jersey Shore spinoff (Pauly D’s show is terrible).
Pity this isn’t it.
