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Scream Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Scream Village of the Damned Brooke drinking

Take me to Drown Town, Brooke.

I didn’t have a very perceptive week last week.

I thought Scream had only three, including this one, episodes left to go. And I was okay with that.

But now we’ve got four left, not including this one.

So kill a main cast member al-fucking-ready. Jesus.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Scream Let the Right One In Emma Kieran

“I’m sorry, but Eli’s clear mental instability is more attractive.”

EDIT: A dutiful commenter has pointed out a couple of mistakes I made in this review. I thank them for their service, and thank you, dear reader, for internally deriding me. I will mark the errors below.

With only three episodes to go (EDIT: It’s five, actually)  after this one, Scream remembers that hey, it wasted time building up a pig farm nightmare backstory, so why not put all the eggs in that basket?

Because that basket is shit, baby. That’s why.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review

Someone almost gets killed this episode.

So it’s progress.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review

Scream Dawn of the Dead Kieran

Wait, I’ve got a better one:
“or Justin Bieber after a testosterone injection”

Goddamn, PLL. Scream’s even pulling off filler episodes better than you, now.

Will the embarrassment never end?

Well, we’re talking about PLL. So no.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review

Scream Happy Birthday to Me Brooke compact

Brooke’s face says it all.

Yeah, Scream has its own bullshit and deficiencies. But at least they’re not seven years’ worth of compounded bullshit and deficiencies.

Scream also has Brooke.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review

Scream Vacancy Kevin bar fight

“…the killer of family reunions.”

And you thought Maggie was a bad parent. Wait until you meet drunken, domestically violent Kevin.

But at least he doesn’t lie to Emma.

He’s got you there, Maggie.

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Scream Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review

Scream Psycho Audrey Ghostface call

I am petrified.

Again, apologies for the late post.

This is an indication of my level of excitement for this show.

Which is even more pathetic considering none of my other shows are actually on right now, and I still can’t be bothered posting a review in a timely manner.

And you know it’s not because I actually have a life. Because I don’t.

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