You know, I had to really suck up my pride to pretend that Scream’s first season wasn’t that bad. Pathetic finale and all.
But Season 2 has been a lot choppier than Season 1. So you’d think they’d at least throw me a bone for the finale (and, with its piss-poor ratings, likely the series finale), right?
No, Noah doesn’t die. Scream wouldn’t be that kind to us.
But we do get a semi-important cast death this episode. One of the ones on my list from last episode.
And Scream even remembers that they skipped the Audrey/Emma throwdown last episode, and instead gives us the awkwardly delayed version of it this week.
Things are looking up.
EDIT: A dutiful commenter has pointed out a couple of mistakes I made in this review. I thank them for their service, and thank you, dear reader, for internally deriding me. I will mark the errors below.
With only three episodes to go (EDIT: It’s five, actually) after this one, Scream remembers that hey, it wasted time building up a pig farm nightmare backstory, so why not put all the eggs in that basket?
Because that basket is shit, baby. That’s why.