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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review

Riverdale The Tell-Tale Heart Betty vomit

I know she’s not hungover in this scene. But I didn’t want to miss a chance to talk about my vomit.

A similar sense of relief washed over me by the end of this episode, too.

After weeks of “huh” and “meh,” Riverdale finally makes the first move to pull itself out of the pits of second season mediocrity.

I could still use about 100% less land deal intrigue, though.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review

Riverdale The Wicked and the Divine Archie Kevin friendship

I’m sorry, Cheryl. But Riverdale has clearly forgotten about you.

It’s a shame that the above-captured sweetest moment of the episode is followed by the cringiest.

And not just of the episode, but of Riverdale’s run so far.

What’s happening, Riverdale?

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review

Riverdale The Wrestler Kevin

Like father, like son.

After last week’s tepid entry, Riverdale is back to form with an episode overflowing with homoerotic wrestling.

Sadly, not enough of it includes Kevin. But I can ‘mire from afar.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review

Riverdale The Blackboard Jungle Alice crying

And I’m so proud to see it.

You know what gets me emotional?

Not this episode. Because not a lot happens and it’s boring.

Don’t let this become your normal, Riverdale.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review

Riverdale Silent Night, Deadly Night Cheryl Christmas tree

She’s staying on-brand.

Let’s just forget that whole striptease thing. Because it’s Christmas!

And also the Black Hood is revealed and it’s super weak.

But it’s Christmas!

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 8 – TV Review

Riverdale House of the Devil Betty Serpent dance

Although, he still does. Frequently.

Yes, in an episode with multiple Archie shirtless scenes, I decided to give the headline to Betty.

Because who doesn’t love a good awkward, morose strip tease by a sixteen year-old?

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review

Riverdale Tales from the Dark Side Cheryl

It’s time for Riverdale to do a Betty-Veronica-Cheryl Charlie’s Angels homage, no?

Apologies for the lateness, but I actually spent the past few days marathon-ing through the Season 1 Blu-rays of Riverdale I just bought because they were on sale.

Oh, come on. Don’t pretend like you thought I actually had a life.

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