Riverdale Season 3 Episode 17 – TV Review
Except I drink white, not red. Ain’t nobody got time for all those antioxidants.
I know this is going to sound crazy, but can you believe that the Betty segments are the only good things about this episode?
It’s got to be a first!
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16 – TV Review
The anger and disappointment has given way to schadenfreude.
Riverdale: you’re not Glee. Stop trying to be Glee. Nobody wants you to be Glee.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15 – TV Review
A slo-mo step.
It’s another shit episode of Riverdale. Not much more complicated than that.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 14 – TV Review
Riverdale couldn’t even wait until Season 5 to be bad enough for me to make that joke. For shame.
Remember the resolution I made last episode to just grimly soldier on through this travesty of a season?
This is me. Soldiering.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
And it was so good, too.
They say thirteen is unlucky for some.
But Riverdale’s out of its damn mind if it thinks it can blame bad luck on what a colossal turd this episode is.
You made this bed yourself, bitch. You did this.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
But at least he went out with a bang. Literally.
For an episode without a Betty subplot, things aren’t actually too bad.
It almost makes me forget that Riverdale is introducing yet more gangland bullshit.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
I assume it’s just as dark and grim as Penelope’s lair.
This episode is just really exhausting, you guys.
And I truly want to believe that this avalanche of exposition is Riverdale clearing the decks so we can move forward.
But can we really trust that?
