Riverdale Season 3 Episode 7 – TV Review
To be fair, they do know my weakness. But I must overcome!
I’m kinda getting a little tired of Riverdale being shithouse, you know?
Enough with the darkness and everything being so complicated.
Could we please get back to the teen soap operatics in this teen soap opera?
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 6 – TV Review
If you have to ask, Kevin, then the answer is probably “yes.”
I mean, Riverdale is a pretty fucking weird show.
But even by Riverdale standards, this episode is fucking weird.
And I’m not sure if it’s even in a good, Riverdale way.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review
Well, I am a dark queen.
Archie tied up and defenseless (and shirtless) is a good start to the episode.
Probably could have done without the forcible branding of tabletop RPG symbols onto him. Underground fight clubs were one thing, but burning inmates with hot metal pokers is too far, man.
Now the makeup department’s going to have to remember that for continuity every time Archie takes his shirt off. And that’s a lot.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review
I think I might just have a 90s fashion fetish.
Get your nostalgia goggles on and prepare to be confused what decade you’re in, as we get the hotly awaited flashback episode where all our main teen cast portray their parents in the 90s, but the show kind of forgets and instead thinks it’s an 80s reference episode.
But the lewks are delish, so it’s okay.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 3 – TV Review
This one happens to be my personal favourite.
And amidst all the crazy cult theatrics and juvenile detention-based fight clubs in this episode, the thing I had the most difficulty believing was that Veronica’s speakeasy doesn’t serve alcohol.
So let me get this straight: it’s a bar, but it doesn’t serve alcohol, its staff and clientele are children, and by all observations it doesn’t have any alternate exits?
Veronica’s lucky she didn’t need to have any investors, because that would have been one gnarly pitch meeting.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 2 – TV Review
As is becoming tradition.
Riverdale may have dropped the ball when it came to absurd, over the top mafia drama last season.
But how do you feel about absurd, over the top prison drama, eh?
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 1 – TV Review
When I said I wanted Season 3 to go back to basics, this is exactly what I meant.
Step aside, wannabe-Riverdale. The real, ab-flaunting deal has returned.
Also, levitating babies.
