Riverdale Season 3 Episode 13 – TV Review
And it was so good, too.
They say thirteen is unlucky for some.
But Riverdale’s out of its damn mind if it thinks it can blame bad luck on what a colossal turd this episode is.
You made this bed yourself, bitch. You did this.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review
It’s a reliable look for them.
The drama is high this episode, darlings.
What a fucking closing run. Riverdale could never.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 – TV Review
But at least he went out with a bang. Literally.
For an episode without a Betty subplot, things aren’t actually too bad.
It almost makes me forget that Riverdale is introducing yet more gangland bullshit.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review
And just like Shangela, robbed of the adulation it deserves.
Dynasty.
Got.
Renewed.
I mean, so did Legacies. But fuck it, I’ll take the win.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 – TV Review
I assume it’s just as dark and grim as Penelope’s lair.
This episode is just really exhausting, you guys.
And I truly want to believe that this avalanche of exposition is Riverdale clearing the decks so we can move forward.
But can we really trust that?
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 11 – TV Review
Forget the cautious optimism of Riverdale. Dynasty is a motherfucking shoot, baby!
From forgettable to iconic in the space of only a week, Dynasty again proves it is the supreme soap opera dujour.
Could this be the best episode of Dynasty yet? Better than Thanksgiving?
Oh, honey. It’s close.
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Dynasty Season 2 Episode 10 – TV Review
Alexis ain’t got time for my shit.
Unlike Riverdale, I truly did put off posting about Dynasty because I had to put some effort into my existence outside of my rubbish blog about soap operas.
I know. I’m disappointed, too.
