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Nancy Drew – Discontinued

George already did. And Stoner Guy is so bland and white that a Dynasty love interest role is just begging for him.

Almost a year to the day since the last new CW shows that I discontinued, and it’s Nancy Drew’s turn to be thrown away.

Unlike Charmed, however, I don’t feel any remorse. This one was a complete wash.

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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 6 – TV Review

If I wanted something dark and boring, CW, I’d go back to my actual life. Duh.

The non-Betty subplots of this episode are so appallingly bad that I won’t even vaguely reference them this time.

It’s unfathomable to me how anyone who was involved in the production of the stellar first season of Riverdale could look at what it’s become and say they’re proud of it.

All hope is lost. The second Betty’s storyline hits a bump the road, I’m abandoning ship, y’all.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 5 – TV Review

This is the kind of thing Blood & Oil needed more of.

I just can’t figure out how Dynasty is managing to thrive right now, while everything else on The CW falls further and further into embarrassing mediocrity. Or in the case of Legacies, unwatchable poo.

New showrunner be praised for keeping this gal going. God, I’m grateful for it.

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Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 5 – TV Review

Omg, could you imagine?

I had the same itch with Nancy Drew that I had with Riverdale this week, and very nearly tossed it in the Discontinued bin where it belongs.

But like Riverdale, I’m going to give Miss Drew one more shot.

Because ghost possession in this universe is wacky and apparently easily-accepted by the characters, which was a pleasant surprise to me.

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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review

Why waste your youth and hotness on this garbage dump of a show? Sigh.

I gotta tell ya, it was a close call this week as to whether I would finally throw in the Riverdale towel. With all the non-Betty subplots this episode sinking to shocking new lows, it was so tempting.

But let’s give it one more shot, eh? For Season 1’s sake.

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Dynasty Season 3 Episode 4 – TV Review

Just look at him!

Every time Liam says he’s going away, I die a little inside.

But I’m comforted by the fact that he never really means it. He’ll come back.

And I’ll come.

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Nancy Drew Season 1 Episode 4 – TV Review

Also, Nancy’s mum.

Is it too late to recast Nancy Drew with Shangela?

And also throw out the entire script. Just while we’re in there, you know?

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