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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 13

Jersey Shore goodbye final episode sad cry

MFW. Also applies to Gossip Girl.

After all my bitching about it, I never thought I’d actually be sad to see Jersey go.

And no, I didn’t cry buckets for them. Because my¬† tear ducts are actually laced with cobra venom (long story) and it would be terribly dangerous to let that stuff slip.

But yeah, seeing these 8 alcoholic, untalented losers leave the place that made them famous was truly heart-rending.

Also, scrotum cake.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 12

Jersey Shore Deena drunk vagina

My idol.

Every episode I watch of Jersey Shore I find it harder and harder to have something to say about them. Because nothing happens.

I get that we’ve only got 1 episode left (forever), but this wind-down is brutal.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 11

Jersey Shore Snooki sonogram Lorenzo

“Oh wait, it’s just holding a cigarette. Just like mummy! Aww!”

Yes, they finally go to the much-teased sonogram.

And yes, baby Lorenzo is just as mundane as any other baby in a sonogram.

Because “mundane” is the new “exciting,” according to Jersey Shore.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 10

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki eating

I don’t want to make a cow/grazing joke, but Snooki did bring up bovine during this scene, so…

So the Angelina thing fizzles out immediately.

I really should know better than to ever get my hopes up, but dammit, this is the final season. I thought they might actually deliver for once.

I’m going to have to talk to some gin about this.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 9

Jersey Shore season 6 Paula Mike Situation break up

“You mean he’s not a cartoon character? Aww, man.”

So Snooki actually appears in this episode before the halfway mark.

It’s progress.

In the wrong direction!

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 8

Jersey Shore season 6 Vinny Paula carpet surfing

Sex with Pauly: confirmed. Finally.

It looks like the Deena drunken drama train has finally come to a stop.

It was a fun ride. And it will be missed.

But as consolation, here’s Paula getting bleeped into oblivion.

Thanks, MTV!

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 7

Jersey Shore season 7 Jenni laughing Deena drunk

I didn’t realise Mean Girls 3 was accepting audition reels yet.

Credit to one of my friends (every time I say that and you have the same look of bewliderment. Are you that predictable? I am) for pointing this out, but Jersey is quickly becoming The Ron and Deena Show.

And I am completely okay with that.

Who would have thought that little grenade rat whose first action in season 3 was stripping in front of Mike would become the only thing about this show worth watching?

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 6

Jersey Shore season 6 Snooki crap hair

Seriously, what is going on with that?

Surprise! Jenni actually seems to be realising the stupidity of her self-righteous fury.

Well, at least as much as an overconfident, affluent, large breasted club rat can.

So not much. But it’s a start.

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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 5

Jersey Shore season 6 Deena drunk wasted arrested

Hard wood floors feel amazing when drunk. Try it.

Holy fuck knuckles, only 1 episode!

My life is once again my own.


American Horror Story started again and I forgot?


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TV Review: Jersey Shore Season 6 Episode 4

Jersey Shore season 6 Deena blue ball

Deena has had practice at handling balls.


Too many Jersey eps to bitch about. Need inexpensive wine.

And cookies.

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